Articles tagged with: Nineties
Buy Some Madonna Recordings That Are Possibly Worse Than Her Albums
Good news if you're the kind of person who still likes Madonna! Somebody's now selling a 4" x 6" square of her skin stretched over a small wooden frame. We've heard there are several moles vaguely formed in the shape of the big dipper, and if you follow the image, navigationally speaking, you'll eventually wind up in the Americas. We've also heard it originally came detached in the teeth of a rabid goat seven hours into a Kabbalah desert-tent ceremony. That, or bunches of faxed love notes and boring telephone messages she delivered years ago are going up for auction.
Good news if you're the kind of person who still likes Madonna! Somebody's now selling a 4" x 6" square of her skin stretched over a small wooden frame. We've heard there are several moles vaguely formed in the shape of the big dipper, and if you follow the image, navigationally speaking, you'll eventually wind up in the Americas. We've also heard it originally came detached in the teeth of a rabid goat seven hours into a Kabbalah desert-tent ceremony. That, or bunches of faxed love notes and boring telephone messages she delivered years ago are going up for auction.
