Articles tagged with: nine
Watch The NINE Trailer! Be Italian!
Director Guido Contini lives a life defined by glamour, excess and the attention of a thousand beautiful women... In this Hollywood remake of the Broadway musical Nine, you'll wonder how the Italian, played by Daniel Day Lewis, doesn't wake up castrated... hell hath no fury, after all. Set in Venice circa 1960, the award winning musical throws you into Contini's chaotic world: after his 40th birthday, the film director thinks it's all downhill. He has a midlife crisis and suffers from a creative blank while the women around him - Nicole Kidman, Kate Hudson and Penelope Cruz (to mention just a few) - dance scantily clad to the music of his demise.
Director Guido Contini lives a life defined by glamour, excess and the attention of a thousand beautiful women... In this Hollywood remake of the Broadway musical Nine, you'll wonder how the Italian, played by Daniel Day Lewis, doesn't wake up castrated... hell hath no fury, after all. Set in Venice circa 1960, the award winning musical throws you into Contini's chaotic world: after his 40th birthday, the film director thinks it's all downhill. He has a midlife crisis and suffers from a creative blank while the women around him - Nicole Kidman, Kate Hudson and Penelope Cruz (to mention just a few) - dance scantily clad to the music of his demise.
OJ Simpson’s Appealing (No, Not Like That)
So that's that, then - the next time you see OJ Simpson will be somewhere in the tiny window between 2017 and 2041. On Friday OJ Simpson was sentenced to anything between nine and 33 years in jail for his part in last year's bewildering hotel room armed robbery. If he serves the full term, we're looking forward to reading the book that 94-year-old OJ Simpson will publish on his release, tentatively titled If I Did It, Wait, What's My Name Again? Who Are You? Are These My Trousers? They Smell Funny. That's unless OJ Simpson's appeal is successful. Oh, didn't we mention that part?
So that's that, then - the next time you see OJ Simpson will be somewhere in the tiny window between 2017 and 2041. On Friday OJ Simpson was sentenced to anything between nine and 33 years in jail for his part in last year's bewildering hotel room armed robbery. If he serves the full term, we're looking forward to reading the book that 94-year-old OJ Simpson will publish on his release, tentatively titled If I Did It, Wait, What's My Name Again? Who Are You? Are These My Trousers? They Smell Funny. That's unless OJ Simpson's appeal is successful. Oh, didn't we mention that part?
Pamela Anderson In Non-Porno, Non-Divorce, Non-Baywatch Story Shocker!
Watch any teatime broadcast of Baywatch and you'll see Pamela Anderson as a Barbie doll of a woman who saves drowning pensioners and children whilst prancing around in a red swimsuit. But behind the smile and massive hooters lies a dark secret, as it's been revealed that Pamela Anderson was brutally attacked as a child. Not by a pack of wild dogs full of explosive rabies or a perverted old man, but by a menacing gang of leeches. Maybe she looked at them funny.
Watch any teatime broadcast of Baywatch and you'll see Pamela Anderson as a Barbie doll of a woman who saves drowning pensioners and children whilst prancing around in a red swimsuit. But behind the smile and massive hooters lies a dark secret, as it's been revealed that Pamela Anderson was brutally attacked as a child. Not by a pack of wild dogs full of explosive rabies or a perverted old man, but by a menacing gang of leeches. Maybe she looked at them funny.
Um, that’s the top and bottom off it really. However, with our powerful contacts on the inside, we’ve been granted the ins and outs of a police report filled against the leeches that have permanently scarred Pamela on the left shoulder. Some details are sketchy, but we’ve done our best to sum it up for you.
