Denise Richards, who is famous for being pouty and picking astonishingly awful boyfriends is apparently being all pouty and stepping-out with wildly inappropriate Nikki Sixx. Seeing as Richards used to go out with bug-eyed chandelier bullier Charlie Sheen who is well known for having ‘allergic reactions’ to class A drugs, you’d think she’d be wary of swapping spit with recovering addict Sixx.

Richards’ kids must love it when mummy comes home with one of her new boyfriends, all dead-eyed and puke-stained.

Apparently, Richards and Sixx have been neighbors for a long time, meaning that she actually knows what he’s like and crucially, they both have lots in common with each other. Like a fondness for slow mental erosion and self destructive behaviour.