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Freddy Krueger – he’s everyone’s favourite child murderer.
You would think his unhealthy desire to gruesomely kill every kid he comes in contact would be an unattractive quality.
But not Freddy – he’s the James Bond of child killers. Think about it. He likes to make a quip every time he kills someone, everyone he comes in contact with usually dies and he always gets the girl.
Timbaland and Timberlands.
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You would think the movie-going public had something against horny teenage girls.
Why else would slasher movies – which basically revel in killing them off – be so popular? We just can’t get enough of them. Mind you, it’s not only the cheerleader types that usually end up in body bags. There’s the jocks, of course. Then the nerds. Leaving the weird loner types to usually save the day.
We are sure this has some kind of social significance and insight into Western culture, but we are a snarky entertainment site, for God’s sake. We are not here to educate.
Nightmare On Elm Street was a decent enough film, but there's one thing it lacked – loads of dull 50-minute exploding car chases soundtracked by endless Linkin Park songs.
But it's OK, because Michael Bay has decided to produce a new Nightmare On Elm Street movie, so we're sure that'll be rectified shortly.
And if we cross our fingers really tight, maybe the new Nightmare On Elm Street will feature a new version of Freddy Krueger who breakdances and speaks in childish Ebonics because he learnt how to communicate through the internet. Fun!
