Articles tagged with: Nightmare On Elm Street
Top 26 Slasher Movies
You would think the movie-going public had something against horny teenage girls. Why else would slasher movies – which basically revel in killing them off – be so popular? We just can't get enough of them. Mind you, it's not only the cheerleader types that usually end up in body bags. There's the jocks, of course. Then the nerds. Leaving the weird loner types to usually save the day. We are sure this has some kind of social significance and insight into Western culture, but we are a snarky entertainment site, for God's sake. We are not here to educate.
You would think the movie-going public had something against horny teenage girls. Why else would slasher movies – which basically revel in killing them off – be so popular? We just can't get enough of them. Mind you, it's not only the cheerleader types that usually end up in body bags. There's the jocks, of course. Then the nerds. Leaving the weird loner types to usually save the day. We are sure this has some kind of social significance and insight into Western culture, but we are a snarky entertainment site, for God's sake. We are not here to educate.
Michael Bay Ready To Foul Up Nightmare On Elm Street
Nightmare On Elm Street was a decent enough film, but there's one thing it lacked - loads of dull 50-minute exploding car chases soundtracked by endless Linkin Park songs.
But it's OK, because Michael Bay has decided to produce a new Nightmare On Elm Street movie, so we're sure that'll be rectified shortly.
And if we cross our fingers really tight, maybe the new Nightmare On Elm Street will feature a new version of Freddy Krueger who breakdances and speaks in childish Ebonics because he learnt how to communicate through the internet. Fun!
