Easter is all finished with, and yet here we are again with more of these Eurovision profiles. They’re never going to stop. Get used to it.

What was the big Eurovision news over Easter? There wasn’t any. Or maybe there was, but we haven’t been bothered to look. Which one is true? You’ll never know. And it’s a secret that we’ve vowed to take to the grave. Oh, alright, it’s the second one. Happy now?

Anyway, here’s the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Niels Brinck from Denmark…

Denmark · Niels Brinck, Believe Again

Denmark, historically, never gets Eurovision right. And we’re absolutely thrilled to report that the tradition has powered on for yet another year. Why? Because Niels Brinck’s Believe Again has been co-written by Ronan Keating. That’s right, Ronan Keating from Boyzone and a solo career notorious for a total lack of self-written songs has written the Danish Eurovision entry this year. But is Believe Again good? Well, given that it sounds like a Ronan Keating song and Niels Brinck even appears to be singing it in an Irish accent, then no. No it isn’t. But let’s look on the bright side here – yes, it’s not very good and, yes, it probably doesn’t stand too much chance of winning Eurovision, but at least Richard Curtis has got a nice song play over the end credits of the next film he decides to make now.

Tomorrow: ESTONIA!

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