Easter is all finished with, and yet here we are again with more of these Eurovision profiles. They’re never going to stop. Get used to it.

What was the big Eurovision news over Easter? There wasn’t any. Or maybe there was, but we haven’t been bothered to look. Which one is true? You’ll never know. And it’s a secret that we’ve vowed to take to the grave. Oh, alright, it’s the second one. Happy now?

Anyway, here’s the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Niels Brinck from Denmark…