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Nicollette Sheridan

Remember when Nicollette Sheridan left Desperate Housewives, and your first reaction was “Who’s Nicollette Sheridan?”

Remember that? And remember that, once someone explained to you who Nicollette Sheridan was, your second reaction was “Wait, Desperate Housewives is still going? That’s weird”? Remember that? And then, once someone explained to you that, yes Desperate Housewives was still going and that, yes, it was quite weird, remember that your next reaction was “So why did Nicollette Sheridan leave Desperate Housewives?”

And now we know. According to a lawsuit filed by Nicollette Sheridan herself, she left because producer Marc Cherry punched her in the face, then fired her when she threatened to complain about it, then said that he wished Teri Hatcher would get fatally wounded in a car accident. So, in short, Nicollette Sheridan left Desperate Housewives because Marc Cherry sounds awesome.

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Photo by Alan LightDo you want the good news or the bad news? Well tough, there isn’t any bad news. There’s good news and great news – Michael Bolton is single!

Yes, that solitary fact is both good news and great news. Read it again. Michael Bolton is single. Michael. Bolton. Is. Single. Michael Bolton is single! We’ll have to make this brief because we want to spray our nads with Old Spice and form an orderly queue outside Michael Bolton’s house with the rest of the hormone-ravaged ladies. Everyone wins!

OK, maybe it isn’t particularly good news for Desperate Housewives star Nicollette Sheridan, because Michael Bolton only became single after breaking off his engagement to her and she’s probably wallowing around up to her knockers in self-pity as a result. But then it’s probably her fault for having a difficult-to-spell first name, the big cow.

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Do you want the good news or the bad news? Well tough, there isn't any bad news. There's good news and great news - Michael Bolton is single! Yes, that solitary fact is both good news and great news. Read it again. Michael Bolton is single. Michael. Bolton. Is. Single. Michael Bolton is single! We'll have to make this brief because we want to spray our nads with Old Spice and form an orderly queue outside Michael Bolton's house with the rest of the hormone-ravaged ladies. Everyone wins! OK, maybe it isn't particularly good news for Desperate Housewives star Nicollette Sheridan, because Michael Bolton only became single after breaking off his engagement to her and she's probably wallowing around up to her knockers in self-pity as a result. But then it's probably her fault for having a difficult-to-spell first name, the big cow.