Nothing makes us sadder than when a woman we don’t recognise leaving a show we don’t care about.
So at the moment we’re pretty bloody sad. Nicolette Sheridan, the least-famous member of the Desperate Housewives cast, is leaving Desperate Housewives. We know, they still make Desperate Housewives. Weird, huh?
Anyway, nobody knows exactly what Nicolette Sheridan will do with her time after she leaves Desperate Housewives, but we’re pretty sure that if we all start chanting “Hatcher next” together in unison soon enough then it won’t be long before ABC is forced to comply with our evil demands.

