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Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie: Almost Sort Of Sisters-In-Law

by Stuart Heritage

Good Charlotte were an awful band, right? We weren’t just imagining that, were we?

Because for a gang of pointless sub Blink 182 pop-punk gormloids, Good Charlotte members have managed to score themselves some fairly high profile girlfriends. Joel Madden from the band famously got Nicole Richie pregnant, and now his brother Benji has wound up dating Paris Hilton.

We know. We’re just two small marriages away from Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie becoming related. And we’re fairly sure that’ll bring about the end of the world in Ghostbusters Gatekeeper/ Keymaster scenario. Nicole being Rick Moranis, obviously.

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So That’s What Nicole Richie’s Baby Looks Like

by Stuart Heritage

Photos of what are claimed to be Nicole Richie’s newborn baby daughter Harlow Winter have appeared online, giving away vital clues as to what she looks like.

And here’s a newsflash – Nicole Richie’s newborn baby daughter Harlow Winter looks like a bloody baby. Small? Check. Wrinkly? Check. Wearing a nappy? Check. Liable to scream and shit itself at the same time? Check.

Of course, we could be wrong and the pictures might not be of Nicole Richie’s baby at all. For all we know Nicole Richie’s baby could be nine feet tall, completely silent and as smooth as eggs. But, you know, she’s probably not.

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Nicole Richie’s Baby Girl Just As Tiny As Her Mother

by Stuart Heritage

While a lot of fuss has been made about Christina Aguilera’s baby, let’s not forget that Nicole Richie also had a baby this weekend.

In fact, the birth of Nicole Richie’s baby daughter was probably even more spectacular than the Aguilera birth because, by pushing six pounds and seven ounces out her body all at once, Nicole Richie managed to lose three fifths of her bodyweight almost instantly.

And, oh yeah, the father of the baby says that it looks like Nicole Richie. That was going to be our original point.

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Nicole Richie Not As Into Pregnant Smoking As Originally Thought

by hecklerspray staff

Life used to be so much simpler than it is now.

Take raising children, for one. We have fond memories of when parents would pack us into the back of the station wagon for 12-hour road trips to Nana’s house like a bunch wild animals hopped up on generic soda and Cheeze-Its. Nowadays you have to secure the little tykes into properly installed safety seats and can’t strap one to the luggage rack when they keep counting the bottles of beer on the wall and just… won’t… SHUT UP.

And whatever happened to the good old days when a six-month-pregnant woman who has surrendered all self-restraint to the nicotine gods and habitually smoke in peace? Maybe Nicole Richie knows, because she was spotted smoking a few ciggies in a scenario very similar to this one.

Or maybe she wasn’t. It could have just been a rumour. That’s what Nicole Richie is saying, anyway.

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