Articles tagged with: Nicolas Cage
Top 22 Movie Drunks
There is nothing worse than being sober in a room full of drunk people. OK, so there are a few things worse – like cancer, famine and finding out your dad wants to be a woman. Anyway, the points is, drunk people in real life are soooooo annoying. Almost as annoying as people who put to many 'o's in 'so' just to emphasise the point they are making. But they are never that annoying when you are drunk. For some reason, you are immune to the annoying stuff they blather on about. See kids, drinking is good for you.
There is nothing worse than being sober in a room full of drunk people. OK, so there are a few things worse – like cancer, famine and finding out your dad wants to be a woman. Anyway, the points is, drunk people in real life are soooooo annoying. Almost as annoying as people who put to many 'o's in 'so' just to emphasise the point they are making. But they are never that annoying when you are drunk. For some reason, you are immune to the annoying stuff they blather on about. See kids, drinking is good for you.
Watch Nicolas Cage’s New Knowing Trailer
Want to see Nicolas Cage save the world? No, neither do we. But we are sure there are plenty of nuts out there who do, so here it is, for your viewing displeasure. So what’s it about? Well, apparently Cage’s son finds a piece of paper in a time capsule with lots of numbers on it. ...
Want to see Nicolas Cage save the world? No, neither do we. But we are sure there are plenty of nuts out there who do, so here it is, for your viewing displeasure. So what’s it about? Well, apparently Cage’s son finds a piece of paper in a time capsule with lots of numbers on it. ...
50 Cent To Produce Awful Films As Well As Star In Them
When it comes to starring in movies that are essentially about 50 Cent, 50 Cent is probably in the top 20 or so. But 50 Cent is tired of only starring in awful, third-rate movies that only idiots like. So he's decided to branch out and start producing awful, third-rate movies that only idiots like as well. Think that's as bad as it gets? Don't - because 50 Cent's first movie is going to star Nicolas Cage. Kanye West, if you're reading this, please start producing movies too. That way they can be more successful than 50 Cent's and he can retire from that as well. Thanks.
When it comes to starring in movies that are essentially about 50 Cent, 50 Cent is probably in the top 20 or so. But 50 Cent is tired of only starring in awful, third-rate movies that only idiots like. So he's decided to branch out and start producing awful, third-rate movies that only idiots like as well. Think that's as bad as it gets? Don't - because 50 Cent's first movie is going to star Nicolas Cage. Kanye West, if you're reading this, please start producing movies too. That way they can be more successful than 50 Cent's and he can retire from that as well. Thanks.
Bangkok Dangerous Kicks The Poo Out Of Weekend Box Office
Nicolas Cage apparently lives in Bath, but everyone knows that his real home is the top of the weekend box office. Or a wig shop. Who knows? Anyway, We're only telling you this because Nicolas Cage's new film Bangkok Dangerous is number one at the US weekend box office this week, taking in a mighty seven million dollars. Look, that figure might be 22 times less than The Dark Knight took on its opening weekend, but did The Dark Knight feature a skinny man in a funny wig shooting people in a boat? No, no it didn't. Point proved. Bangkok Dangerous' weekend box office success makes us think that all Asian movies would do well if they were remade starring Nicolas Cage. Imagine Nicolas Cage eating a live octopus in an Old Boy remake. Or Nicolas Cage kicking over cities in a Godzilla remake. Or a remake of The Ring where Nicolas Cage crawls out of a TV and scares Nicolas Cage to death and Nicolas Cage has to investigate it. Yes!
Nicolas Cage apparently lives in Bath, but everyone knows that his real home is the top of the weekend box office. Or a wig shop. Who knows? Anyway, We're only telling you this because Nicolas Cage's new film Bangkok Dangerous is number one at the US weekend box office this week, taking in a mighty seven million dollars. Look, that figure might be 22 times less than The Dark Knight took on its opening weekend, but did The Dark Knight feature a skinny man in a funny wig shooting people in a boat? No, no it didn't. Point proved. Bangkok Dangerous' weekend box office success makes us think that all Asian movies would do well if they were remade starring Nicolas Cage. Imagine Nicolas Cage eating a live octopus in an Old Boy remake. Or Nicolas Cage kicking over cities in a Godzilla remake. Or a remake of The Ring where Nicolas Cage crawls out of a TV and scares Nicolas Cage to death and Nicolas Cage has to investigate it. Yes!
Trailers Decoded: Bangkok Dangerous
Look, we're almost certainly not going to pay to see Bangkok Dangerous at the cinema. And what's more, we really don't care about it enough to do any research on it at all. So here's what we know about Bangkok Dangerous, just from watching the trailer. PLOT - Bangkok Dangerous is a remake of Leaving Las ...
Nicolas Cage Sues Kathleen Turner Over Dog-Stealing
To people of a certain age with very specific brain malfunctions, Nicolas Cage and Kathleen Turner are the epitome of sex and grace. So it's a shame they're out to get each other.
Fed up with a passage in her autobiography claiming that he's not only a drink-driver but a brazen chihuahua-thief, Nicolas Cage has decided to sue Kathleen Turner for everything she's got - which at the last count totalled three boxes of Serial Mom VHS tapes, some elastic-waisted jeans and half a packet of Lockets.
Still, Kathleen Turner should count herself lucky that Nicolas Cage is only suing her - it's only common decency that's stopping him from jumping into his old bear suit and smacking her right in the face.
