Lately, people have been making this big deal out of the fact that rapper, Tyga, 25-years-old, is dating Kylie Jenner, the 17-year-old youngest spawn of Kris Jenner. I get that a should-be high school senior (Kylie is homeschooled) dating a mid-twenties father is kind of weird, but when it comes to celebrities this kind of shit is basically a dime a dozen.
No, I’m not just talking about the Woody Allens and Roman Polanskis, but a lot of celebs that can be considered somewhat respectable have preferred much younger significant others. So before you get all uppity about Tyga and Kylie, let’s have a look at some celebs who dated a lot younger and no one seemed to find it scandalous at all.
Technically,?I guess I could have said ‘Weston Cage Is?Going To Be A Father” but then most of you?would have went “Who?” and ended up Googling him?before you even read what I had to say.? Then you’d inevitably read some other blogger’s article and forget about me, I’d get a case of the sads,?which would cause me to drink way too much boxed wine, and I’d end up pantless crying over my wasted Bachelor’s degree in English and wondering where I went wrong in life (side bar- where I went right is more like it bitches?(yes side bar again, I’ve already opened my first box anyway.? Oops!)).
The world sucks sometimes. You get a speeding ticket, you drop your phone in the toilet playing Temple Run, and then you find out that there’s no such thing as Nicolas Cage’s stolen sex photos.?
