The difference between Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky Hilton is clear – when Paris meets a stranger she instantly sucks them off on the internet.
But Nicky Hilton? Nicky Hilton arrests them. Which, somewhat bewilderingly, is what happened at 5am on Saturday morning. According to reports, a homeless man named Michael Broadhurst decided to shove Nicky Hilton in the back outside a pancake shop, and Nicky responded by placing that no-home mofo under citizen’s arrest.
Which, technically, isn’t correct. Nicky Hilton should have placed the tramp under vapid, waify billionaire heiress arrest, but it wouldn’t have sounded quite as good.
