We’re quite ashamed to admit this, but we know who Nicky Hambleton-Jones is. We’ve seen her on TV. And, god help us, we like her.

Nicky Hambleton-Jones, for those of you who don’t know, is the virtually hairless host of Ten Years Younger – the Channel 4 fashion show that takes 30-year-olds who look like 50-year-olds and teaches them how to dress like 40-year-olds. It’s excellent, mainly because Nicky Hambleton-Jones seems like such a rude cow.

Anyway, if you’ve ever wanted the Nicky Hambleton-Jones treatment but don’t want to have your self-esteem smashed into dust for the rest of your life, OSOYOU has the very thing for you – they’ve got Nicky herself you give you her fashion secrets based on your body-shape.

True, the advice here is pretty broad – much along the lines of “hey fatty, have you ever tried wearing a belt?” – but it sure does work. Why, we’re currently wearing a well-padded push-up bra and Nicky’s right – it does hide our boyish figure!

Nicky Hambleton-Jones’ Body Shape Tips – OSOYOU