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6 Celebrities Who Need to Calm The Hell Down Part 2

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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A few months ago, I posted a list of six celebrities who needed to calm the fuck down. You know, people like Kanye West and Oprah. Well, here’s the thing about celebrities: they’re really bad at chilling the fuck out, so I figured I’d do a part two and discuss six new celebrities that prove that they too need to calm the fuck down.

I won’t post any repeats from my last list, even though I do think those six people need to chill (this Instagram fight with Iggy Azaela is absolutely ridiculous, Snoop Dogg, calm the fuck down!). No, these are six totally different celebs that need to put an Ativan in their coffee in the morning, you know, how I get through my day.

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5 Celebrities That You Probably Hate But Shouldn’t

June 27th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

It’s easy – and so much more fun – to scroll through pages of celebrity gossip, rolling your eyes as you go and making hilarious sarky comments about people who lay their lives out for your amusement.?

There are, however, a select few famous people who get more flack than they deserve from their not-so-adoring public. So, in a refreshing change of pace, here’s five celebrities that you probably can’t stand and five reasons why you should probably rethink that.

Kardashians Better than Ebola, Worse than Lice (and Nickelback)

January 13th, 2013 By Gavin Bard

Ever wonder if the Kardashians were more favorable than North Korea? Or if Lindsay Lohan is more?palatable?than a colonoscopy? If you said yes, than do I have the poll for you.

Even if you don’t live in ‘murrica, not to be confused with the once great and powerful country called the United States of America (1776-1981), you may still know that we have found ourselves in a few sticky situations with the various systems that make up our society. Perhaps the stickiest of these is Congress, where a bunch of totally batshit rich old people are currently squatting and making things quite difficult for the rest of the country to, you know, not be poor, miserable, and full of bullet holes.

Pop Promos: Nickelback Are Back, Face-Genitalia & Being Genitalia

August 7th, 2012 By Lauren Mullineaux

we're famous, well-respected bloggers now which means this column is able to be even more irregular and lax than it is at current and you will still have to read it while nodding in agreement with our award-winning opinions on everything from Tulisa?s dental trauma to the death of Berlusconi?s third album of love ballads. How d’you like them apples?

Don’t answer that.

Yes you heard right Berlusconi isn't just a laughing stock in political and sexual circles, but in the music business too as his latest album is set never to be released. Our ears sagged as we heard the news that due to his stubborn loyalty to attempt to save the world's poor (by keeping the whores and human traffickers in business), everyone's favourite Italian stallion is not allowed to unleash his musical vision.

WEBTHUMP! Thursday 2 April 2009

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – Ike & Tina Turner perform the hits of The Pixies – YouTube

9 – Someone goes on a Wii Fit and then dies. Presumably because he couldn't afford to eat after he bought it – MSN

8 – Why do so many murderers on death row choose cheeseburgers as their final meal? Cheeseburgers are rubbish – Texasdepartmentofcriminaljustice

7 – Someone remind us – what country is Don King from again? – Bestweekever

Chad Kroeger In Vague Rockstar Shenanigan

March 24th, 2009 By Matthew Laidlow

When you think of famous rock and roll antics, a few famous names spring to mind, like Ozzy Osbourne literally shoving anything down his throat. Drugs, ants, doves, Sharon Osbourne – anything.

In more modern times, the rock stars of today aren’t as wild as their counterparts. The most compelling things our heroes do is throw a TV out of a hotel window. Though they later pay for any damage and, through teary eyes, plead to Travel lodge not to give them get a lifetime ban. Now, however, it seems that someone wants to go one weaker in the rock and roll stakes. Chad Kroeger – the husky singer from weak Canadian act Nickelback – has been in trouble with the law. Firstly for drink driving back in June 2007 and now for not showing up to his court hearing. We bow down to this man's antics.