Articles tagged with: Nick Lachey Vanessa Minnillo split
Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo Split! Look Interested!
Why, God, why? It was bad enough that you split Jon and Kate up. But Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo too? You sick omniscient sod. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo were our favourite celebrity couple. We loved how we could never work out what either of them did, and how they'd probably spend entire months awkwardly staring at each other in total silence because they'd both forgotten the word for 'hello'. But no more - Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have split up. Why? Perhaps they just forgot that the other one existed. We do that all the time with them.
Why, God, why? It was bad enough that you split Jon and Kate up. But Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo too? You sick omniscient sod. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo were our favourite celebrity couple. We loved how we could never work out what either of them did, and how they'd probably spend entire months awkwardly staring at each other in total silence because they'd both forgotten the word for 'hello'. But no more - Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have split up. Why? Perhaps they just forgot that the other one existed. We do that all the time with them.
