Mariah Carey isn’t a woman to retire from the limelight too readily. In fact, even in the case of her husband – Nick Cannon – being all drug-eyed and dripped in hospital, recovering from kidney failure, she still wants in on the action.

Sweet, sweet fantasy babeh.

That’s right! She’s snapped her poorly husband and leapt on the bed with him while he looks half-dead in a bobble-hat, unintentionally creating the finest photograph ever taken in human history. And yes, you can see it over the jump.

The pair were apparently on holiday in Aspen for a break with their twins with stupid names (Morroccan and Monroe if you’re wondering) and suddenly, the America’s Got Talent presenter got sick.

Presumably, Mariah gave him a load of hassle and demanded to know why she wasn’t the focus of attention, before realising something was actually wrong and got him to a hospital.

Mariah tweeted the picture, along with the caption:

“Please pray for Nick as he’s fighting to recover from a mild kidney failure. #mybraveman.”

It has been reported that the hospital staff were very keen for Mariah to leave. We suspect she was oblivious to the reasons why this would be a good idea.

In an official statement on her website, Mariah said:

“This is us in the hospital – role reversal; Last year it was me attached to the machines (after having dembabies) and Nick was there with me through it, and now here we are.

“We’re trying to be as festive as possible under the circumstances but please keep Nick in your thoughts because this is very painful. They tried to kick me out of the hospital but here I am pon de bed with Mr. C.”

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Spring is in the air, those gloomy winter days are behind us for another year and we can look forward to all of the joys that the sunshine brings: flowers blooming, birds singing and, most importantly, BOOBS!

That’s right, it’s the time of year where celebrity clothes disappear at the same rate as clouds.

This week we’ve been treated to many a celebrity disrobing, so we’ll break them down one by one… over the jump you penises.

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey:

Right, none of us actually care about what Nick Cannon’s love gun looks like, so we’re going to focus on his naked missus, Mariah.

Mimi has decided to strip off for various magazine covers (and some of those classy black and white pictures that apparently don’t count as porn) to show off her pregnancy bump, because that’s beautiful or something.

We here at hecklerspray aren’t as convinced, we’d much rather have seen her in the altogether before she was knocked up, but maybe that’s just us.

Kaley Cuoco:

She’s the one from the Big Bang Theory. When we initially heard that there were pictures of some lass from something called the Big Bang Theory with her knickers down we had pictured something completely different.

But we’ll give Kaley top marks for trying anyway, even if the picture was sold to us under false pretences.

Bridget Moynahan:

Her picture in the annual nude issue of Allure magazine (which is also the source of Kaley Couco, Keri Hilson and Ashley Tisdale’s naturist debuts) is lovely, but if we’re honest we have no idea who she is.

According to Wikipedia she’s some sort of model and actress who used to be married to an American football player.

Well… good for her.

Keri Hilson:

This is another picture from the rather grotty looking pile marked nice but of unknown origins. Hilson is an American R&B singer apparently, but we can’t really vouch for that.

All we can tell you is that we’re glad they went with her for this photo shoot and not Adele, because while Adele’s voice is beautiful you have to admit she has a bit of the Beth Ditto thing going on.

Ashley Tisdale:

Ms. Tisdale is the one from High School Musical who no one really paid attention to because Vanessa Hudgens was more attractive and a better actress/singer (which, when you think about it, says a lot more about Tisdale than it should).

Anywho, even though our Ashley looks good with her arse out, we can’t help but feel that this is just a cheap attempt to get as much attention as Vanessa does whenever she releases nude pics of herself.

The problem is that Vanessa is more willing to go down the hardcore route, which doesn’t leave Ashley with much of chance of being glanced at now, does it?

It might be worth mentioning that these are all professionally shot pictures, so there’s no chance of you gawping at nipples or anything naughty in the pictures (unless we’re talking about Vanessa ‘hardcore’ Hudgens), which is most likely the only reason you read this article anyway.

We probably should have put that at the start of the article. Sorry.

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If you want to have a quick laugh, look at all the Mariah Carey headlines on Google News at the moment.

One says ‘Mariah Carey Pregnant!’. Another says ‘Mariah Carey pregnant?’. The one after that says ‘Mariah Carey Pregnant!’ again. It’s a nice mixture of certainty and cluelessness, like watching a puppy bat its paw at a scorpion. For the record, we couldn’t decide whether to go with ‘Mariah Carey Pregnant!’ or ‘Mariah Carey Pregnant?’ so we’re going to go with ‘Mariah Carey Pregnant?!?!’, even though it makes us sound vaguely astonished at the fact that Mariah Carey even has a functioning womb.

Anyway, is Mariah Carey pregnant? Oh, God knows. Haven’t you people got better things to worry about? Jesus.

Listen, if Mariah Carey is pregnant, we need to brace ourselves for the worst. First Alicia Keys got pregnant, and then Celine Dion got pregnant. And now Mariah Carey might be pregnant. You know what this means? It means that Susan Boyle will definitely be next. And for all you know, you could end up being the father. Just be vigilant, that’s all we’re saying.

But back to Mariah Carey. She prompted rumours that she was pregnant back in 2008, when she refused to drink alcohol during an episode of Ellen – rumours she put to rest a year later by a) getting shitfaced at an awards show and, perhaps more relevantly, b) not having a baby. But now it’s being reported – yet again – that Mariah Carey is definitely pregnant. MTV reports:

Rumors that went into overdrive when it announced last week that Carey would no longer be starring in Tyler Perry’s latest opus, “For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf.” On Wednesday, a “source close to” the couple said “They’re both very excited and very happy. Mariah and Nick want to keep the pregnancy quiet as long as they can.”

Oh, the old ‘getting out of starring in an awful-sounding Tyler Perry film by pretending to be pregnant’ trick. We’ve all been there.

So at least we know that if Mariah Carey isn’t pregnant, she’s trying to get pregnant with every fibre of her being. Because if she hasn’t at least got a visible bump in a few months, then Tyler Perry will smell a rat and force Mariah Carey into starring in his next film – a film that’ll have a longer and even more pointless title than this one does. Nobody wants that. Literally nobody.

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The thing about America’s Got Talent is that it isn’t really about talent – it’s about attention-seeking idiots.

But at least America’s Got Talent knows this. That’s why, to replace Jerry Springer, the new host of America’s Got Talent has been named as Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon. Oh, you know Nick Cannon. He’s Mariah Carey‘s husband.

Anyway, to help Nick Cannon fit in, America’s Got Talent is changing its name to suit him. Currently it’s a toss-up between America Once Met A Stripper Called Talent, America’s Got A Rampant Desire For Fame and America Got Married To Someone With Talent For The Money.

It must be hard being Nick Cannon. Not only is he married to Mariah Carey – and is therefore totally eclipsed in terms of recognition, wealth and basic human ability as her – but his sudden engagement and marriage to Mariah has meant that he’s subject to all sorts of accusations of gold-digging and the like.

Plus, you know, it’s Mariah Carey – so Nick Cannon knows that he’s just one innocent request away from bearing the brunt of a berserk screaming mental tantrum.

So, to counter all the accusations made against him, Nick Cannon has decided to earn his keep. And, since his Wikipedia page pegs him as an actor and a rapper, it’s only natural that he’ll do this by becoming a television presenter. And he won’t be presenting any old TV show, either – Nick Cannon will be presenting America’s Got Talent.

Nick Cannon has been recruited to join America’s Got Talent after previous host Jerry Springer bowed out last week, presumably after coming down with a nasty case of ‘If I Even As Much As See One More Bastard Sodding Juggler Again I Swear To God I’m Going To Machinegun A Bloody Orphanage-itis’. E! Online reports:

“I’m thrilled to be working with NBC,” Cannon said, adding that network brass “understand my vision as not only an entertainer but as a creative show producer. I look forward to working with the network and their executive team on America’s Got Talent and other shows to come.”

See? Nick Cannon isn’t just an entertainer, but a ‘creative show producer’. Let’s hope he brings some of his unique vision to the new season of America’s Got Talent, which we expect will feature segments including ‘Who’s the most famous person that you can unexpectedly knock up?’ and ‘the weekly 15-minute reminder of who Nick Cannon is and exactly what he’s doing on your TV screen’.

Oh, we’re just kidding – after Jerry Springer and Regis Philbin, Nick Cannon is going to bring in a whole new younger generation of viewers for America’s Got Talent. The man’s going to transform the show’s appeal – not only is the 16-34 audience share going to skyrocket once Nick Cannon steps aboard, but also the highly sought-after ‘Viewers Rendered Too Incapacitated By Alcohol, Laziness Or Morbid Depression To Stand Up And Look For Their Remote Control To See What Else Is On’ demographic. Nick Cannon is a winner!

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Now, when you’re Mariah Carey it’s important that you have the right image – and that image is of a massive, slightly chavvy, slag.

That’s why Mariah Carey only makes music videos that feature her wriggling around in a bra or splashing about in a bikini in slow motion, and it’s also why Mariah Carey only releases songs called Touch My Body or Squeeze My Knockers or Stare Up My Bumhole. Appearing to be constantly sexually available is Mariah Carey’s one promotional cornerstone.

And that explains Mariah Carey’s alleged rage at husband Nick Cannon for telling the world that Mariah enforced a strict ‘no sex before marriage’ policy upon meeting him. Mariah Carey not instantly thwapping it all on a plate? That’s the kind of loose talk that destroys careers! Luckily Mariah Carey is a pro, so she’s fixed the problem herself by heavily implying that she sucked Nick off a bunch of times before the wedding. No joke.

Mariah Carey’s genitals have been in the news to a terrifying degree lately, haven’t they? As well as being the insinuated focus of every song she’s recorded in the last five years, we’ve also had to put up with all kinds of talk about their role in aiding the pregnancy that Mariah Carey gets so jittery talking about.

But that’s not all, not by a long margin. You see, Mariah Carey’s husband Nick Cannon has also been recruited into this rolling vaginal news cycle, which is why he recently told anyone who’d listen that Mariah Carey wouldn’t have sex with him from the day they met until the day they were married. Which, by our calculations, works out at slightly less than two days.

Oh, that’s not true. Actually it was two months. But anyway, by discussing their sex life so candidly, Nick Cannon broke the sacred bond of trust he had with Mariah Carey – the trust that silently implies to the world that Mariah Carey will have it away with anyone she likes, whenever she likes, while probably making a noise a bit like a dolphin on a rollercoaster.

It’s OK, though, because Mariah Carey knows exactly how to deal with situations like this – yes, she might have caved into peer pressure and had a two-month stretch of vague chastity, but that doesn’t mean she couldn’t be a teensy bit slaggy. SFGate reports:

She says “Why did he tell that story? He just told people… I didn’t want him to let everybody know that but I never said anything about it; I didn’t say, ‘Don’t tell people’.” But Carey insists it’s not as if they were complete innocents in the run up to their fairytale wedding: “We were intimate but weren’t completely intimate in the biblical sense.”

An expert intervention, Mariah. We’ll admit that we were worried about you for a second there. But, no, by alluding to a possible blowjob or – at the very least – a grubby couple of tugs on your boyfriend’s little soldier, you have absolutely restored your dignity to its previous levels.

But still, at least now we can see why Nick Cannon got married to Mariah Carey so quickly – it was because she made him wait for sex. There’s a message there, girls – if you want a boy to marry you, withhold sex.

Oh, and be so incredibly rich and famous that he’ll propose before he even knows you properly, because he understands that you’ll buy him all the crap he could possibly ever wish for and then get piles of cash when he invariably divorces you after the first couple of years. That helps too, we hear.

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Now that she’s got married to Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey has thrown out the celebrity rulebook.

Everyone knows that the celebrity courting ritual involves an absurdly quick marriage to someone you just met, then an equally quick divorce followed by the adoption of an African kid who you decide to name Jifrizznia Grundlequack and then raise alone, filling it with a warped notion of reality that will ruin their lives when they grow up.

Not Mariah Carey, though – after her absurdly quick marriage to Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey apparently wants to skip the divorce and go straight to the child section. And get this, Mariah Carey doesn’t even want to adopt one – she wants to play god and grow a baby in her own stomach. Looks like it might be time for Mariah Carey to start taking her nutty pills again.

Remember when Mariah Carey’s wedding to Nick Cannon was a secret? Remember when nothing was officially confirmed by either party? Yeah, it seems like such a golden time in retrospect, doesn’t it?

Because now the only way we think we’re going to be able to get Mariah Carey to shut up about her wedding is to creep up on her in her sleep and smack her in the throat with a table leg one night. And obviously we wouldn’t want to do that because it would stop her from releasing any more mus… wait, that’s a brilliant idea.

Sadly, the law and a number of court-enforced restraining orders means that we’re not actually able to do that, so our best hope is that Mariah Carey just talks herself out soon. Hopefully it won’t be much longer – we’ve already heard about that ‘Mrs Cannon’ tattoo Mariah Carey got on her back, and now she’s also gone on Ellen to yammer about being married as well, and the woman’s only got so much breath left, surely.

In fact, Mariah Carey even went one better than just talking about being married to the least famous man on the planet – she also told Ellen that she wants him to get her pregnant as soon as possible. The Chicago Tribune reports:

Asked on Ellen Degeneres’ show whether she is thinking about having kids, she told DeGeneres, “Yeah. I mean I always said, I think we’ve actually talked about it. … It was like, ‘Would you ever think about having kids?’ and I said … If I found the right person who I felt would be on the same page as me in terms of raising kids and having the same belief system.”

Yes, it’s always good to be on the same page as the person you’re having a baby with – something you can read more about in Mariah Carey’s forthcoming book Extinguishing The Joy Out Of Pregnancy With Tiresome Middle-Management Jargon.

But good luck to Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon – if the sound of her biological clock has grown louder than the sound of her basic rational thought process, then who are we to argue? All we know is that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon should hurry up if they want to have a baby – they have a messy, regret-filled divorce scheduled for the middle of next month, after all.

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You might not realise it by the way she constantly totters around everywhere in ridiculous shoes being all like ‘hey, look at me’, but Mariah Carey actually has a lot of dignity.

This is obvious from the way that Mariah Carey kept quiet about her marriage to Nick Cannon. She knows that weddings are sacred and personal and she doesn’t want to sully that by making it public. That’s our definition of dignity.

Our definition of dignity also includes a) confirming your marriage to People magazine, b) selling your wedding photos to the same magazine, c) yammering on endlessly about your marriage to the magazine like a froth-mouthed nutbag, and d) getting a marriage-proclaiming tattoo across your back so even people who you aren’t directly looking at can see that you’re married. Mariah Carey has done all of these things recently.

Perhaps we need to buy a new dictionary.

Mariah Carey isn’t an idiot. True, there’s a chance that having a conversation with her might be about as fun as having a conversation with two tennis balls in a string bag, but she’s not an idiot by any means.

Although Mariah Carey may have launched into a harebrained marriage to Nick Cannon last week after knowing him for approximately a tenth of a nanosecond, but that doesn’t mean she’s taken leave of her senses. As we revealed yesterday, Mariah Carey definitely got a prenup before she married Nick Cannon. That means that when the marriage inevitably sours after a couple of months, Mariah can just cut Nick Cannon loose and carry on as if he never existed.

Except, you know, for the massive ‘Mrs Cannon’ tattoo that Mariah Carey’s had etched into her back forever. Whoops.

Mariah Carey has at last officially confirmed her marriage to Nick Cannon via People magazine, where she also sold her wedding photos. And in the accompanying interview, Mariah Carey also got to reveal that her marriage wasn’t a stupid last-minute affair because they’d known each other for, like, almost a month and she’d already had his name written indelibly on her skin which is a bit like marriage anyway. BBC News reports:

“We really do feel we are soul mates – I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me,” the 38-year-old told People magazine.” It was a love-at-first-sight thing. Since we’ve been together, we’ve been inseparable,” Cannon told the magazine. According to People, Cannon had proposed to the singer on the rooftop of her New York apartment building just five days before their wedding. The singer dismissed reports their marriage was as last minute as reported: “One thing [few people] knew was we got tattoos a few weeks earlier. So anyone who saw my tattoo wasn’t surprised,” she said.

So if Mariah Carey has had ‘Mrs Cannon’ tattooed across her back, what has Nick Cannon got? ‘Mr Cannon’? Boy, will he ever look stupid when he and Mariah get divorced!

That’s assuming that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon do get divorced, of course, which is unlikely – historically the abnormally sudden tattooed declaration of love route usually has a happy ending, doesn’t it.

And anyway, even if Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon do quickly divorce because the marriage was a failure from the instant it was first suggested, all Mariah carey needs to do to stop looking like an idiot is to quickly marry someone else with the surname Cannon. May we suggest 1980s comedian Tommy Cannon or comicbook artist Zander Cannon – or even 112-years dead Mormon church Quorum member Abraham Hoagland Cannon if she really wants to do the whole himbo thing again.

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Mariah confirms marriage to actor – BBC

OK, that’s it, it’s official – Mariah Carey really is stupid enough to get married to someone she’s only known for a month.

For all the reports of Mariah Carey’s marriage to her video director Nick Cannon, the lack of an official confirmation led many to believe that it was all just an elaborately cynical publicity stunt, albeit an elaborately cynical publicity stunt that nobody could really give very much of a shit about.

But we can lay all that to rest now – Mariah Carey has emailed the editor of Vogue to tell him how happy she is about being married. Nick Cannon might have emailed some people as well, but nobody cares because he isn’t famous and, besides, he doesn’t really look old enough to know how a computer works, does he?

As the rumours about Mariah Carey’s marriage to Nick Cannon first emerged, there were five common reactions from the public. These were, in order of popularity, 1) “What?” 2) “Really?” 3) “What, really!?” 4) “Really?” and 5) “What a ridiculous thing for her to do. She’d better have a brilliant prenup ready for when this falls apart by Christmas.”

You can understand their concern, because last time Mariah Carey got married it quickly dissolved into accusations of paranoia and psychological abuse and sent Mariah on a meltdown so spectacular that she even ended up starring in a film with Max Beesley, which we think is medically about as mad as you can get.

And, just as it looked like those reactions were going to vanish away without a sniff of an official retort, it seems as though the answers are finally becoming apparent. They are, a follows: 1) “Mariah Carey got married to Nick Cannon last week,” 2) “Yes, really,” 3) “Yup,” 4) “Seriously, what’s wrong with you?” and 5) “You betcha. Not even Mariah Carey is dumb enough to think that this marriage has any potential.”

After what seems like an age, Mariah Carey has opened up about her wedding to some bloke who works for Vogue and the tiny minority of her fans who can read, as Metro reports:

Friend of Mariah’s, Vogue editor Andre Leon Talley, said “she is very happy. I’ve spoken with her and she is superb. I received an email from her and she is so happy, she really sounds like someone on her honeymoon.” Mariah hasn’t taken any chances though and took all financial precautions with a prenuptial agreement. Mariah told the Mariah Carey Archives website that, “anyone who thinks we didn’t have a prenup is smoking something!”

So there we have it – prenupped to the hilt and apparently on honeymoon, it seems as though Mariah Carey is definitely married to Nick Cannon. So perhaps we should leave the happy couple to explore married life together in private now.

After all, we wouldn’t want to ruin that slow, magical realisation that they hurtled into marriage too quickly, are basically deeply incompatible with each other on every conceivable level and will have to either face a humiliating public turnaround in front of a world that considers them both to be laughing stocks or a lifetime of brooding bitter resentment towards one another, would we?

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Newlywed Mariah signs prenup – Metro

An apology: yesterday we said that Mariah Carey would never marry Nick Cannon because they’ve only just met and nobody’s that stupid.

We now solemnly swear to never underestimate the stupidity of another celebrity again. And that’s because Mariah Carey has got married to Nick Cannon.

According to various reports, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married earlier this week in the Bahamas after knowing each other for just over a month. Nothing’s been officially confirmed by either Mariah or Nick yet, though, which sort of makes this a repeat of the Jay-Z and Beyonce wedding, if Beyonce was a bloke we’d never heard of and Jay-Z was an annoying woman who had a mental breakdown quite recently.

Mariah Carey is now bigger than Elvis, so it’s about time she grew some nuts and started acting like Elvis as well. But how? Making terrible movies? She’s already done that. Dying on the toilet with a big poo up her bum? Too difficult. Getting married to someone quite a lot younger than her? Bingo!

Although, to see this allusion through, Nick Cannon will have to outlive Mariah Carey by several years and then let crazy Argentinian prostitutes inject engine lubricant into his face, but we’ll come to that when we need to.

Anyway, forget that because the point is that 38-year-old Mariah Carey has rushed off and got married to 27-year-old Nick Cannon while everyone was still wondering if she was engaged or not. Reuters reports:

Top-selling recording artist Mariah Carey and popular rap singer and actor Nick Cannon married this week in the Bahamas, according to several media reports. The New York Post said on Thursday the pair wed in a secret ceremony in front of family and friends at Carey’s house in Eleuthera, citing a source close to Carey. Latina.com, the Web site for Latina magazine, cited a source near Cannon as saying the nuptials took place on Wednesday, and In Touch Weekly said Cannon had designed a $2.5 million ring he gave to his new bride.

It’s all been a bit of a whirlwind for Mariah Carey, really. She didn’t even know Nick Cannon until he directed the video for her single Bye Bye in late March, and to go from being strangers to being husband and wife in little over a month is incredible. Incredible or stupid. We forget which one. Oh yeah. Stupid.

And, as we mentioned yesterday, Mariah Carey must be hoping that this marriage goes better than her first one to record executive Tommy Mottola, which ended after four years with accusations of paranoia, torment and psychological abuse. But we’re positive that this marriage will be a much smoother ride for Mariah Carey, mostly because she’ll have split up with Nick Cannon long, long before he gets a chance to psychologically abuse her.

Oh, we’re only joking. Mariah Carey must have married Nick Cannon because she loves him deeply and completely, and you absolutely won’t find us joining up with the cynical ‘we give it six months’ mob.

That’s because we give it three.

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Listen, we’re going to tell you this, but you absolutely mustn’t care about it. If you do, we’ll find you and attack you.

OK, ready? Mariah Carey‘s got engaged. Ta-daaaaah! Do you care? No, no you don’t – and that’s the way it should be. But wait, what if we tell you that Mariah Carey has got engaged to Nick Cannon? Do you care now? No, of course you don’t, because you don’t know who Nick Cannon is. Nobody does.

So what about this – Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have known each other for less than two months, which means the chances of this ending in a way that’s messy and embarrassing for all is sky-high? Yeah, now you care. Doesn’t matter. We’re still coming to beat you up.

Mariah Carey knows the joy that comes from marriage. During her last marriage, to record executive Tommy Mottola, Mariah Carey says she used to fantasise about being kidnapped because it would mean she wouldn’t be in the ‘psychologically abusive’ grip of her paranoid controlling husband any more. Then, once the marriage broke up, Mariah Carey had an emotional and physical breakdown that threatened the future of her career. Oh, we’re suckers for romance like this. Blub.

So what girl wouldn’t want to go through all that again, and with a guy she’s only just met? Mariah Carey sure would, because she’s apparently got engaged to Nick Cannon, a rapper who got his name because one of his hobbies involves putting ball bearings up his bum and farting them out at pirate ships. US Weekly reports:

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are engaged, according to a source close to the diva, Access Hollywood reports. Cannon’s rep had no comment on the report when reached by Usmagazine.com. Carey’s rep was unavailable. Carey, 38, met the 27-year-old rapper-actor when he directed the video for her latest single, “Bye Bye,” in late March. “It’s hot and heavy,” an insider told Us Weekly in its latest issue.

No comment? Unavailable reps? Oooh, they’re totally getting married! What hat should we wear to their wedding?

Call us cynical here but we honestly can’t see Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon actually getting engaged. We’ve seen reality-challenged celebrity couples rush into these breakneck engagements before, and they never work out. And if little Aaron Carter can’t stay engaged for long, then what chance does Mariah Carey have?

And, to be honest, we don’t know too much about this Nick Cannon character either – and Mariah Carey can’t exactly be an expert on him either at the moment.

What concerns us the most is that Mariah Carey has insured her legs for a billion dollars and, unless she performs a full background check on him first, we can’t rule out the possibility that she’ll wake up on the first day of her honeymoon to see Nick Cannon running over her shins with a lawnmower to earn himself a quick buck. It’s what we’d do, after all.

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Report: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Engaged – US