Brooke Hogan Tries to Think Again: Fails. Being a member of the Hogan family would be great, if it weren't for the fact that right now it would be rubbish. The bright orange dad made of leather, Hulk Hogan, is in some trouble for trying to hide money from his mad wife, Linda Hogan, who's going out with someone about three decades younger than herself, while the son, Nick Hogan, sits in jail for nearly killing his best mate and the daughter, Brooke Hogan... well - she just continues to embarrass herself. Today it's through the wonderful means of slagging off Paris Hilton via MySpace. What an age we live in! Though we can't help but find it annoying - we slag that bint off more or less every day, and we have a go at the Hogans and we still don't get national news exposure. It's a bloody popularity contest.

Brooke Hogan Explains Exactly Why Her Family Is So Messed Up Anyone who watched Hogan Knows Best a) has way too much time on their hands and b) could see that the Hogans seemed happy enough. They weren't - as soon as the show finished Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan got divorced and took up with insanely young new partners, Nick Hogan wrapped his car around a tree and went to jail and Brooke Hogan... well that chin of hers isn't looking any less weird, is it? So what's going on? Maybe we'll never know - after all, the Hogans have sold themselves out to the media before and it's ended in tears, so the sensible thing to do would be to close ranks and figure out their problems in private. Or, if you're Brooke Hogan, you'll just go on Access Hollywood and yammer on about it for ages instead. Which is much more fun. Thanks Brooke!

The Hulk Hogan Saga: Volume MCVII Hulk Hogan really should stick to the things he knows get people on his side. Rip your flimsy vest off and expose us to your leathery pectorals, stomp around huffing and puffing and generally be unable to wrestle. That's the Hulk Hogan we know and love. Though, to be honest, that kind of behaviour has become embarrassing over the last decade or so. But one thing you shouldn't - you absolutely should not - do is to say that your son ruining the life of a friend through reckless driving is "God's will." Just as Hulk did the other day. Oops.

Hogan Speaks Out On His Son, While His Wife Gets Off With a 19-Year-Old This time last year Hulk Hogan was probably a very happy (and large) man. He had a wife, two kids, a huge house, a reality TV show, legions of adoring fans and an incredible moustache. Life was rosy for ol' Terry, king of the Legdrop of Doom. Then his prat of a son went and crashed his car while travelling at silly speeds, making a vegetable out of a good friend. Not content with ruining both his and his friend's lives, young Nick Bollea went on to be incarcerated and was placed in solitary. Obviously, the Hulkster wasn't too happy with this, but he kept up a brave front.

Hulk Hogan Sued By Mangled Car Crash Victim

Time was when Hulk Hogan's worst enemy was Ric Flair, but he's coming to realise that some things in life are worse than whooping pensioners with freakish spiderweb hair.

Like his family, for instance. Not only is Hulk Hogan being divorced by his wife, but now he's also been sued by the friend of Hulk Hogan's son Nick who was critically injured when Nick crashed his car into a tree last year.

According to the lawsuit, Hulk Hogan is culpable for damages because he allowed Nick to drive even though he knew what a dangerous driver he was. If Hulk Hogan loses this lawsuit, he could stand to lose millions of dollars from it - an amount he could quite easily make back by agreeing to appear in another reality TV show. Something called Hogan Doesn't Know Best or Hogan's A Legally Irresponsible Parent or something.