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Sometimes hecklerspray mines UPN sitcoms for comedic morsels to pillage, pirate and post as if we’d written them ourselves.

Most of the entertainment business does it actually. Nobody knows why – maybe it’s because the scripts on that old channel all seemed to be written by retarded lemurs with a shaky sense of 80s joke delivery. That sort of brilliance has become increasingly difficult to capture, what with the typical progression of time and all.

What’s that now? You disagree with us? You don’t think it’s possible for any responsible person working in the entertainment industry to get any comedic education from anything ever broadcast by UPN? Well you’d be wrong there – CNN still does it all the time.

Well, they’ve done it once anyway. They recently had a crack team of people-apprehenders waiting outside D.L. Hughley‘s gigantic mansion until they found ample opportunity to stuff him into a gigantic potato sack and then offer him tons of money to host a news show for them. We heard Anderson Cooper got started roughly the same way.

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