Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Lindsay Lohan stepped out on the red carpet this week looking as young, sexy and stylish as ever. Wait, we mean the exact opposite of that.
The o/b/v/i/o/u/s/c/r/a/c/k/a/d/d/i/c/t starlet was papped at the amfAR New York Gala yesterday sporting tobacco-stained hair, meth teeth and accessorised her hot new look with a Grinch-skin coat and a vacant stare.
Want a look? You brave crusader, you. Just click the jump.
When the news reached people that New York had lost a piece of its iconic skyline due to a terrorist attack, it didn't seem real. As rolling news stations replayed the footage of the deadly impact of the planes hitting the World Trade Centre and subsequent collapse of the buildings, it was more like a trailer from a movie or next generation computer game.
While many people ignore daily tragedies, the whole world united in the grief and panic for individuals they didn't know. Ten years on from the event, we don't know if subsequent action by world governments has reaped any sort of suitable revenge.
This weekend marks the tenth anniversary of the attacks; New Yorkers will no doubt come together in peaceful mourning for those lost unexpectedly lost. However, they?ll be an annoying din to soundtrack the day. Kasabian are playing to mark the anniversary.
Arm-hacking enthusiast James Franco has confirmed the end of five-year relationship with actress Ahna O’Reilly citing a love of books as the reason for their terminating their ‘love contract’.
The actor, famous for managing to look handsome while cutting off his arm in ‘127 Hours’ has confirmed his five-year?romance with Ahna O’Reilly has ended because he is so busy with his other education commitments, although he did not manage to reveal when they ended their relationship, presumably realising that no-one would give two hoots.
Women everywhere (who read Playboy?) are said to be feeling listless and lost. First George Clooney becomes single and now George Clooney Jnr has become single. Who do they go for? Who do they pin their idiotic hopes on? They’ll never get either of them, but now there’s two.
Sometimes, one can only hope that Glenn Beck is the Republican version of Jon Stewart and that it was all one big joke we didn’t latch onto in good time… but there’s that gnawing feeling that he really does believe the beserk stuff he says.
And it is his views that have seen him and his family being targeted by “hateful” crowds at a screening of The 39 Steps in New York City on Monday night.
While there, Beck & Co were caught in a “hostile situation”, and if you look at his history, it isn’t difficult to see why that will happen from time-to-time. You troll people, there’s a strong chance they’ll harangue you in return. So let us glare at him at his most weird.
Smokers are having a hard time of it in certain quarters. In many places, they’re no longer allowed to smoke in pubs and bars, leaving them to brilliantly stand in doorways blowing stinkin’ plumes over mewing non-smokers as they walk on by.
In parts of America, you can be arrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay for merely thinking about a crude pencil drawing of cigarettes.
This has seen British actor Jeremy Irons getting all irate, which presumably makes him want to pace around chain-smoking. Y’see, Irons – a man who has absolutely zero colour in his face – is angry at the whole city of New York for new smoking rules, which prompted him into making a rather odd comparison.
A new trailer for Russell Brand?s probably eagerly awaited latest film, a remake of Steve Gordon?s 1981 film Arthur, has been released, so we here at hecklerspray thought we?d take some time to take a peek and try to figure out what we can expect from the latest in a long line of Hollywood remakes of films and TV shows from the 80s.
Brand is playing cheeky cockney chappy Arthur Bach, who spends all his time drinking, having a right ol? knees up and wearing silly clothes that make him look like an 18th century dandy that's been dressed by a cravat wearing Covent Garden boutique owner.
Hmmm.
Justin Bieber, the pre-pubescent anti-Christ who seems hell bent on making each and every one of our lives miserable by being the most famous person on the planet whilst for merely being a more annoying version of Aaron Carter, appeared to be booed by a crowd of American sports goers.
Maybe the yanks aren't as bad as we all thought.
Bieber was attending a New York Knicks game at Madison Square Garden when his face was shown on the big screen. Boos and whistles could be heard from all corners of the stadium as New Yorkers registered their disgust at seeing the annoying little twat.
Two things we like but, as professional bloggers, haven’t done in years are go on holiday and smell nice. We’ve forgotten what both of those things are like.
But you, you lucky sods, have the chance to do both. After the jump is a widget where you can sign up and get sent free samples of 212 Sexy. Plus, if you submit your ‘sexy places’, you’ll enter a competition to win a weekend in New York. That’s geographical sexy places, obviously. You can’t just write ‘my balls’. That’s not allowed. Apparently.
Anyway, it’s all after the jump.
If you’re a fan of awkward sexually-charged small-talk, you could do a lot worse than getting to Madonna’s concert in Los Angeles tonight.
Why? Because Madonna plans to have two very special guests performing with her – Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. If Madonna pulls it off, it has the potential to be the messiest reunion in history – don’t forget that all three of them have had their tongue inside Britney Spears’ mouth at one point or another, with the possible exception of Britney Spears.
If you ask us, this reeks of publicity stunt. And not even a good one – if Madonna really wanted people to go to her show tonight she wouldn’t just stop at Justin Timberlake – she’d hire everyone Britney Spears has ever slept with. Britney and Justin? Pah. Britney and Justin and Kevin Federline and Adnan Ghalib and that guy Britney married for like half an hour? All voguing like their lives depended on it? Now we’re talking.
You might be pleased that Angelina Jolie has returned to New York with Brad Pitt and all her children, but your joy could be misplaced.
That’s because the logistics of shipping the world’s most famous couple plus all their assorted children to one of the world’s busiest cities are a nightmare. Such a nightmare, in fact, that Angelina Jolie’s gigantic army of family and staff apparently brought traffic to a grinding standstill in the area surrounding her hotel yesterday.
However, we get the feeling the this giant traffic jam was nothing more than a clever promotional stunt for Angelina Jolie’s new movie The Changeling. After all, it used to be known as the boring-looking movie that Angelina Jolie only did because she thought she’d get an Oscar out of it, and now it’s the movie that made a few New Yorkers a couple of minutes late for their tea. And that’s probably better, we’d imagine.
