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Adele Releases Video For Someone Like You, Which You’re Already Sick Of Hearing

September 30th, 2011 By hecklerspray staff

Imagine just for a second that you're Adele. You wake up to the contractual Lazy Susan of creamed pastries and important news.

As you separate your breasts from clapping together when you roll over to the eclair sideboard, you hear that someone on the X Factor is totally stealing your shtick and that song that you've rammed down so many throats that the Nation doesn't have a gag reflex anymore? Well the video is out. You?d probably have a celebratory glass of whole cream as you sit down to watch it.

Aaaaaaaaaaand, end scene. Well done everyone. Take five and grab something from the green room.

Strewth! Crikey! Rebecca Black Gears Up For An Australian Tour

September 27th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

Not a lot has ever really happened in Australia. Since that awkward event with Dorothy and the wizard who controls all of the inhabitants in Oz, there hasn’t been much to sing and dance about.

Unless you count cracking open a warm tins of Fosters and being distrustful of the indigenous aboriginal folk, Australians have little to look forward to.

However, in a hecklerspray exclusive, it's been revealed to us that the Australian government are about to allow the population to listen to something other than INXS. Australians were told Michael Hutchence died from natural causes; not through an accidental self-pleasure mishap. So which world famous musician or band has been allowed to fly in and showcase their talents? We've been told that Lee Ryan and Muse were busy, so YouTube sensation Rebecca Black has been booked instead.

A Closer Look At Batman’s Batwing From Dark Knight Rises

September 15th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Oooh, Batman! You think you’re sooooo cool don’t you? With your Kryptonite and truth lasso. You ain’t all that. You’re just some rich kid with a load of gadgets. You may as well be one of the girls from Something For The Weekend.

If you should end up on SFTW, do us a favour and give Tim Lovejoy a pasting wouldya?

Speaking of gadgets though, last week, we showed you a sneaky peaky of the Batwing that will star in Batman 3/Dark Knight Rises. You couldn’t see much of it and it was a little disappointing. However, for you Batfans, there’s another video which has surfaced which is much more revealing.

28 Second Video Review Of Matt Cardle’s New Single ‘Run For Your Life’

August 5th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Hurray! Matt Cardle – the guy who won last year’s X Factor, much to everyone’s antipathy – has a new record out! How exciting is that?!

Of course, we’ve got big hopes for Matt because, not only can he sing in a really high pitched voice, but he can play guitar at the same time. Spectacular scenes.

And so excited are we, that we’ve decided to let our newest writer make a video review of the new track. It takes 28 seconds to dissect the beauty of Cardle’s ‘Run For Your Life’.

Rebecca Black Gives Her Haters Something To Chew On With Her New Video, ‘My Moment’

July 19th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

The internet has always been a damaging tool for unintended material to go viral. All you need to do is type ?Star Wars Kid? into YouTube to see multiple mocked up videos of the original showing someone emulating one of the characters… or if you prefer, some tubby kid being roundly mocked for having fun.

Twitter has the ability to make a piece of footage go viral in seconds thanks to the power of retweets. One such person who fell victim to this was Rebecca Black. Her parents paid for her to live the dream of a popstar but nobody knew that the song sounded so ropey due to the extreme use of autotune.

At first, the taunts were confined to users describing the song as rubbish. But when personalised threats of violence were uttered, it all got a bit out of hand. But in true Disney esque style, Rebecca Black has come out on top and has released a more polished follow up.

Britney Spears’ Tour To Be Modern And Exciting Thanks To Nicki Minaj

April 11th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Of late, pop music seems to have left Britney Spears behind. She’s looking slow, old and lacking in the vitality that once made her so much fun to have around. A string of disastrous romances, leaked druggy-looking videos and court cases have left Britney wobbling around with the grace of a mop bucket.

And so, even though her last two singles have been pretty decent dancefloor fodder, there’s still that magic missing from previous years.

So, to make her tour fun, vital and action packed, she’s reportedly hiring Nicki Minaj to be her opening act, which should liven things up before Spears appears on-stage looking like a tired boxer.

DECODED: Lady GaGa’s Born This Way Video

August 5th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

When Lady GaGa releases a new promotional video for a song, everyone takes note. Why? Well, we’re not entirely sure but she really has managed to make an event out of the most mundane things.

Not to say her videos are mundane, rather, she’s by no means the first artist to make a promo video for a record, but somehow, she’s turned it into something to anticipate as opposed to expect.

The crafty shit. And so, because she’s got us all by the balls, we’re going to retaliate with rubbish jokes! Ha! That’s one in your eye GaGa!

Nicki Minaj And Rihanna To Save The World With Vague Lesbianism

January 10th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Rihanna is amazing in every single way. Just deal with it. We’ve tried to think of negatives concerning her, but ultimately, can’t. And she’s teamed up with the cartoon doodle of a human, Nicki Minaj.

You know Nicki Minaj, right? She’s the one who looks a bit like a blow-up doll, as imagined by a Manga animator who has been having wet-dreams after watching Barbarella.

Well, the two have teamed-up, in what must be some people’s ideal hook-up (musically, sexually, whatever) and of course, some people’s idea of pure, undiluted hell. Either way, they’re both tag-teaming, grabbing each other’s arses which, of course, is set to save the world. No, seriously.

Kanye West Nearly Did A Suicide; Has New Album To Promote

October 20th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

hecklerspray is rather au fait with the notion of ending your life. Every morning we awake (in the same bed in a mildew riddled hovel) and all wish that we were dead. Endless celebrity stories fill our pathetic little pea-brains? and we’re expected to berate them regardless. Our lives are unbearably pointless.

Kanye West, it turns out, felt the same way too as he’s admitted that he’s thought about killing himself. What hope do plebs like us have? He’s wealthy and probably has an arse made out of gold!

However, Kanye lives because he now feels a responsibility to make a meaningful contribution to pop culture and art. Shh. Don’t tell him what everyone thinks about that or we’ll all have to talk him off a ledge in 6 months time.

World Wishes There Was Truth When Kanye Says He ‘Bled’ Over Taylor Swift

September 6th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Kanye West is an astonishing human who should give us all something to be positive about. Basically, if Kanye is able to become gigantically successful, then any one of us could end up ruling the world.? How very aspirational/unfair the world is.

But we shouldn’t slag Kanye too much. Why? Because he’s a tender, thoughtful and gentile man who is feeling real, human pain over his ambush of Taylor Swift. His mini-meltdown is being recorded forever on his Twitter feed, just so we can all see him cry like a Tiny Tears doll.

The Famous Human let loose with a torrent of emotional dribblings over the weekend, acknowledging that he was wrong for grabbing the microphone from Taylor at the MTV Video Music Awards and saying her trophy should have gone to Beyonce.

Even though he was right.