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Nicki Minaj Sees ‘Stupid Hoe’ Banned For Being Deeply, Intensely Irritating

February 2nd, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Nicki Minaj is a woman on a mission. Her mission is to become the most gifted, yet irritatingly wasteful popstar who ever lived. Her guest-raps have been a thing of wonderful, but when it comes to her own back-catalogue, she’s determined to make the most annoying pop music ever made.

Seriously. She’s taken Daphne & Celeste’s blueprint and cracked it to 11 and added some push-up bras and kooky wigs.

And now, her latest offering – ‘Stupid Hoe’ – is getting banned by everyone because it is so very, very grating. Fancy a listen? Click over…

Previously Unreleased Song – She Smells So Nice – From The Doors Proves How Lousy Jim Morrison Really Was! (Listen)

November 18th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Too feeble to listen to actual impoverished black men playing the blues? Too weak-wristed to tackle some proper psychedelic music? Can’t be bothered penetrating good poetry? Like vague philosophical horsepiss? Welcome. You must be a fan of Jim Morrison and The Doors.

Of course, fans of The Doors are mere tourists into a lot of good things, dipping their toes into a world of culture before deciding that they’d much prefer a weaker, beiger version of the real deal while cooing about ‘whipping the horses eyes’ like it actually means something.

And these dithering, toothless idiots will be thrilled to learn that King Bozo & The Nerds are back with a new track from beyond the grave! That’s right! To mark the 40th anniversary of L.A. Woman album, Rhino have found an unreleased track from the sessions and YOU CAN HEAR IT WITH YOUR WORTHLESS, TUNE-HATING EARS!

Cher Lloyd Makes Instantly Forgettable But Inevitable No.1 Called ‘With Ur Love’

October 11th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

After ‘Swagger Jagger’ saw release, everyone with ears hooted in derision. Cher Lloyd was the latest in a long line of pop stars showcasing the fact that, we as a species, have finally run dry of melodies.

However, against all the odds, flying in the face of decency, the track went to number one, making Crosby Stills & Nash fans cry into their morning hemp flakes.

And now Cher Lloyd is going to do it all over again with a song called ‘With Ur Love’. Sadly, the ‘Ur’ doesn’t stand of Underground Resistance. Jarring promotional video is over the jump.

Cher Lloyd Wishes Tulisa Had Mentored Her Instead Of Cheryl Cole Who She Hates

September 22nd, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

The hype that surrounds X Factor 2011 is starting to finally quieten down. Unless you live Stateside, in which case, we apologise.

We've endured the taunts and teases about which judges would step in for Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Kylie Minogue?s sister. Louis Walsh?s alleged nightclub incident could’ve seen him judging from the cells. The appointments of Tulisa and Gary Barlow made vague sense, but Kelly Rowland? She was basically the backing vocalist to Beyonce in Destiny?s Child.

Because the human race is full of bitter and twisted people, the majority of folk watching X Factor only bother with the audition stages. Here, we can prejudge people based on their appearance, clothing and back story. The judges have passed their verdict on thousands of hopefuls and now it's off to boot camp. Last year, Cher Lloyd found herself there and paired with Cheryl Cole. She might have been grateful for Cheryl?s guidance then, but times have changed. Cher would have preferred Tulisa from N-Dubz guiding her. Get your claws out.

Cher Lloyd Hates People With Opinions. Except Example.

July 12th, 2011 By Joanna Bolouri

Last week our editor Mof made us all listen to Cher Lloyd’s ‘Swagger Jagger‘ causing a mixture of great sadness, violent outbursts?and?uncontrollable bleeding throughout the hecklerspray bedsit. ?Not a pretty sight.

So you can imagine our horror when we found out that another video has surfaced where she’s still attempting to convince us all she’s a really brilliant pop star by letting noises fall out of her mouth again while some poor fella is forced (paid) to play the guitar beside her in black and white.

We’ll let you be the judge of her new single ‘Superhero’ below but it seems that Cher cannot take any form of?criticism?whatsoever and is determined to answer critics on Twitter personally in some brattish attempt to get the last word.

Decoded: Cher Lloyd’s ‘Swagger Jagger’ Forces Pop Down Your Ear

August 7th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Cher Lloyd can’t do a thing right. We suspect it isn’t actually anything to do with her, rather, the machinery that surrounds her. Every single move made by the financiers seems to be one clanging mistake after another.

And so, painted into a corner with a neon sign flashing over her head saying ‘Unlikeable’, Cher Lloyd’s ‘Swagger Jagger’ video gets its premiere… and everyone hates it.

When we started writing this article, more YouTubers ?disliked? it than rated it. And of course, like all pop releases of note, we’re on-hand to dissect it with the cruelty scalpel.

Rihanna Causes Expected Controversy By Killing A Rapist

June 3rd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Will someone have a word with Rihanna please? She’s been really good fun to have around, making a buncha delightfully dumb pop records and generally being pleasing on the eye. The perfect modern pop star in many respects.

However, she’s in danger of becoming very, very tiring very, very quickly because she’s now set her sights on constantly trying to shock us all. It all reeks of trying too hard, which is strange because she’s already done the hard work and really doesn’t need to. It feels like she’s pushing the wrong envelope.

And her latest video is causing more tiring outrage and, instead of being a hoot, she’s going to have to defend herself after she killed a rapist in a promo video for her latest single, Man Down.

Parent Group Angry At Britney Spears And Rihanna For Making Them Aroused

May 25th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Anyone who saw Rihanna and Britney Spears’ performance of ‘S&M’ on the Billboard awards will surely agree that it was one of the most tedious examples of sexuality ever aired on television. Both singers vaguely gyrated in their bondage-lite gear while going through the motions.

It was roughly as sexy as a sock drawer. Sock fetishes need not apply to that analogy, although we do welcome readers to laugh at the world ‘anal’ in ‘analogy’ because we’re incredibly childish.

However, despite making millions limp, there’s a group of parents (aka ‘scumbags’) who are apoplectic with angry arousal at the whole thing. They’re furious that they should feel a twitch in their pants, despite not morally agreeing with what they saw on the stage.

Rihanna And Britney Spears Rubbish Kiss Deemed To Offensive For America

May 24th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

we're not American, though plenty of people think we are. Notably, Americans. If you hadn’t noticed, America is very different to the UK. Our portion sizes are smaller, we don't pointlessly wander around with firearms and we have a healthcare system that kind of works.

Despite being a nation that loves a good war, America doesn't approve of naked flesh being shown on TV. From what we gather, American parents want their children to believe in the magic of Mickey Mouse and the tooth fairy until they turn forty.

Once again, American networks recoiled in horror as Rihanna and Britney Spears ? two performers known for not being overly liberal, decided to have a friendly kiss at the country music awards, otherwise known as the Billboard Music Award Show.

DECODED: Katy Perry Goes Alien In ET Video

August 5th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Oooh! Look! Another video has premiered on the internet! And it looks expensive too! In the age of rampant illegal downloading, how on Earth can these poor record companies afford to spend so much on a promotional video of a song no-one will end up buying?!

Probably something to do with the fact that people actually do still buy records and the whole ‘illegal downloading’ thing doesn’t seem like much of an issue these days.

Anyway, the latest popstar to show off their expensive video is Katy Perry with her ET track which features humble rapper, Kanye West. And of course, we’d like to poke it with a stick like the rotting body of a Roswell finding.