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Did You Hear The One About Kanye West Letting Britney Spears Go To Number One?

by Mof Gimmers

Kanye West has flung a fair amount of shit while in the public eye. No-one will let him forget his stroppy little tirade when he got all up in Taylor Swift’s face (thereby provoking one of the lamest beefs in pop history). And lately, Kanye’s twitter account has been a rich source of, well, nonsense. [...]

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Have You Been Disappointed By Britney Spears’ New Single, ‘Hold It Against Me’, Yet?

by Mof Gimmers

Britney Spears, should you need reminding, is a singer. You might think that she’s a professional redneck or a hired crackpot, but really, she earns her money as a singer and prancer. When Britney is good, she’s very, very good (hello ‘Slave 4 U’ and ‘Toxic’). However, when she’s average, she’s depressing. And the world [...]

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Carl Barât Releases Instantly Forgettable Single Called ‘Run With The Boys’

by Mof Gimmers

The Libertines were an incredibly ordinary band that briefly livened up the music scene by playing some impromptu gigs, generally being more accessible to their fans and, of course, starring in their own Phil Mitchell-esque crackpipe soap opera that kept listless NME readers enchanted with mental images of yellowed fingers and soiled gussets. Of course, [...]

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Girls Aloud’s Nadine Coyle and Cheryl Cole Make Peace – Sadly, Not For Whole World

by Mof Gimmers

The almost hourly ‘will they?’ ‘won’t they?’ soap opera of Girls Aloud’s potential split continues apace, leaving everyone on the brink of shouting “MAKE YOUR STUPID MINDS UP” in unison because, despite the great singles, the Nadine Coyle Is Probably A Bitch thread is one of the most irritating stories in popular culture. And once [...]

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Nadine Coyle Has Quit Girls Aloud

by Mof Gimmers

Girls Aloud are really, really irritating. The collective members mooch about the place either getting drunk or catching tropical diseases which no-one catches unless they’re thickly moustachioed Victorian explorers smuggling rare creatures into the hold of a creaking ship. Then, just while they’re really boring you half stupid, they go and release a really great [...]

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Do You Want To Listen To Nadine Coyle’s New Single?

by Mof Gimmers

Nadine Coyle – the one who thinks she’s the best singer in Girls Aloud -  has announced the release of her debut single and album. And we have a video to show you so you can listen to the music with your ears. Nadine has long fallen foul of the thinking that she’s the talent [...]

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New Imelda May Single And Tour – Start Dribbling Now

by Mof Gimmers

Imelda May is the siren of sleaze, bringing finger snapping rhythm and booze back from the brink of boring, linear pedestrian choogle. Yessir, with hips that mesmerise and a face you could stalk, Imelda has a new single out and a tour to announce. Start penning depraved fanboy and fangirl letters post-haste! May first hit [...]

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Free Download from Ex Beta Band, Steve Mason (also Tour News)

by Mof Gimmers

Steve Mason, the voice of the Beta Band, has been quietly release the same record over and over again for years. Weirdly, all of them are as enjoyable as the last. Now, he’s back with some solo stuff and details of an Autumn UK headline tour.

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New U2 Single On The Radio, Everyone Cover Your Ears

by Stuart Heritage

In an inadmissible show of proof that the universe doesn’t like happiness, U2 have brought out a new single.

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Ashanti Doesn’t Want You To ‘Murder’ People Anymore

by Ian Dransfield

PR stunts are wonderful things. Well, that’s a lie – they tend to be pretty rubbish in the most part, and aside from the odd grandiose piece of artistic wondery they tend to highlight how awful the world of marketing and PR is. Just ask Ashanti, whose marketing team decided it would be a good [...]

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