World events they're fun aren't they??Well no, not really, but hey at least you can now use IfIDie.net to record an ?in-case of my accidentally on purpose death please avenge me to the bitter end? video. Yes that a real thing now. Yes, it does seem like one of those fake adverts from Six Feet Under and yes it is the greatest use of video technology ever created.
We don't know why bands even try anymore. They can't even beat an advert for your own death. The 80?s, that's what the music video was for, signifying an overabundance of crass ideologies, big hair, glittery outfits and the subjugation of women to the simple age when they were just ?things?.
Did we mention the hair because that's a pretty important part? Anyway, shall we look at the new releases?