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You People (Almost) Killed Robert Pattinson! With A Taxi!

by Stuart Heritage

Are you a Robert Pattinson fan? You are? Well good for you. Do you realise that you made Robert Pattinson?

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Robert Pattinson Fails To Win ‘Most Eligible’ Award. FIX!

by Ian Dransfield

In what can only be seen as a classic case of people not doing their research, reading the Twilight series or paying any attention to the world around them, Robert Pattinson has sensationally not won the title of Most Eligible British Bachelor. The man who portrays the character of Edward Cullen so wonderfully, in a [...]

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Kristen Stewart Jumps On The Woeful Haircut Bandwagon

by Stuart Heritage

Dakota Fanning: if you’re reading this, run. Really, run. Run. It’s infectious. Get out now before it gets you too.

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Shock! Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Literally Eat Some Food!

by Stuart Heritage

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have something of a ‘will they, won’t they?’ relationship. That much is clear to see.

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There’s A New Moon Trailer! We Can’t Breathe! SQUEEEEEE!

by Stuart Heritage

We now bring you the biggest news of this, or perhaps any, century. There. Is. A. New. Moon. Trailer. THERE IS A NEW MOON TRAILER!

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Robert Pattinson Goes Topless, World Drowns In Adolescent Urine

by Stuart Heritage

In New Moon, Robert Pattinson only appears in Kristen Stewart’s mind. Turns out she’s a right old chuffing pervert, too.

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Robert Pattinson To Keep Making Twilight Films Forever (Sort Of)

by Stuart Heritage

You know Robert Pattinson? You know how he’s in Twilight? And how he’ll be starring in Twilight 2 and Twilight 3 soon?

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New Moon Footage! On TV! In, Like, A Fortnight! Or Something!

by Stuart Heritage

14-year-old girls, this is an advance warning. Starting now, you need to drink as much fluid as you absolutely can.

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Big, Breaking, Important News: Robert Pattinson Has A Birthday

by Stuart Heritage

This is just in, so brace yourselves. Apparently Twilight star Robert Pattinson has a birthday each year.

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New Moon Script Found In The Bin For Some Reason

by Stuart Heritage

For crying out loud, New Moon. You’re making this way too easy for us. A bin? A copy of your script was found in the bin?

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