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Another New Moon Trailer! That’s Slightly Longer! GNUUUH!

by Stuart Heritage

So Kanye West grabbed all the MTV VMA headlines by acting like the world’s most unnaturally colossal turd.

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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart ‘In Love’, And Other Nauseating Guff

by Stuart Heritage

New Moon will be released soon – so soon, in fact, that we can almost smell the mixture of black nail polish and teenage urine from here.

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OOOOOH – Twilight 3 Has A Red Barn In It – OOOOOH

by Shawn Lindseth

As anyone who’s anyone already knows, the Twilight series revolves around several gay vampires struggling to marry in California or something. Will the state’s senate hear their pleas? Rumor has it we’ll find out in the third film – Eclipse. Everyone’s filming in a red barn right now, and the commonly accepted speculation is that [...]

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New New Moon Trailer Gets A Teaser Trailer, If That Makes Sense

by Stuart Heritage

Want to know how big New Moon is? It’s so big that even New Moon trailers have their own teaser trailers now.

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Twilight: Now Ashley Greene Gets Naked On The Internet Too

by Stuart Heritage

In the space of seven days we’ve seen Vanessa Hudgens naked and Miley Cyrus poledancing. That’s sexy. Or uncomfortably creepy.

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Twilight: Eclipse – Bryce Dallas Howard Is Your New Hate Target, Fangirls

by Stuart Heritage

Oh no. Twilight has started swapping its actors around again, and you know how furious that makes its fans.

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New Moon Essentially Floods Comic-Con With Teenage Wee-Wee

by Stuart Heritage

No no no, this won’t do at all. Everyone knows that Comic-Con is a place for lonely, slightly pallid boys.

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New Moon: The Movie That Will Stop You Liking Radiohead

by Stuart Heritage

The worst thing about Twilight was probably the music. No, Kristen Stewart. No, Robert Pattinson. No, everything.

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Robert Pattinson Shares His Vampiric Seed With Kristen Stewart. Maybe.

by Ian Dransfield

It’s sure to come as a shock, but try not to go for your gun straight away, whether it’s to go on a killing rampage or to turn the barrel on yourself. Just hold on. You can get through this. It’s damn hard though. We’re struggling ourselves to come to terms with the news. Be [...]

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Top 5 Future Movie Letdowns of 2009

by David Scarborough

It is as inevitable as day turning into night, Gordon Ramsay swearing and every odd numbered Star Trek movie being rubbish* – the summer blockbuster season is always ripe with disappointment. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news here but it’s true; this year has already proven that! – hello Wolverine, hello Terminator: Salvation [...]

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