Articles tagged with: New Kids On The Block
Have you ever dreamed of having New Kids On The Block perform at your child's birthday party? You have? Well hold that thought for a couple of months. Because, at the rate they're going, New Kids On The Block would probably do it for pennies before too long. And that's because New Kids On The Block have signed up for a concert on a cruise ship. Sure, they'll be surrounded by shuffling old pensioners who stink of piss and can't remember their own names - but we're sure that the other passengers will get used to New Kids On The Block eventually.
Hey, there, New Kids on the block fan(s?)! Good news! Your favourite band member that isn’t Jordan or Joey or Jonathon or Danny is on the market again, and just in time for the NKOTB reunion tour. That’s right. Donnie Wahlberg is available now that he’s getting a divorce. Word is that he wants to be unfettered for the band’s reunion, which is totally smart because you never know when some chick is going to mistake you for your hot, drastically more successful younger brother. And you gotta be ready for that, man.
You've been waiting for this day for years - well, probably more 'dreading' than 'waiting' but let's not split hairs - New Kids On The Block are officially back!
Not too long ago the reformed New Kids On The Block made their first public appearance on the Today show. And after the shock of realising that they all still have fully-working sets of eyes and limbs subsided, we heard New Kids On The Block tell the world that "Music brought us back."
We presume that'd be Music O'Kneesmash. the famed Boston debt collection agent, then. Anyway, video of the New Kids On The Block Today appearance after the jump.
Ask anyone which band they'd most like to see reunite and they'll probably say The Beatles - but if you drug their water or concuss them a bit there's a chance they'd say New Kids On The Block.
And if that's the case then their dreams have been answered, because New Kids On The Block are back!
After a few months of sly non-commitment, New Kids On The Block are expected to officially announce their reunion on Friday's Today show. And, as an appetite-whetter, New Kids On The Block have released the first group photo of the reunion. At least that's what we think it is - it could just be a page ripped out of Middle-Aged Weekend Father At A Court Appearance magazine that someone published as a belated April Fool joke. Who knows?
Some of you may have laughed off the imminent New Kids On The Block reunion as a casual threat invented by someone who clearly hates mankind.
But that's where you'd be wrong. The New Kids on The Block reunion is happening. The group couldn't be more serious about it happening. They're so serious that there's a brand new song on the New Kids On The Block website.
And you know what? The new New Kids On The Block song is actually really goo... no, we're just kidding. It's crap.
Can you guess who the latest former phenomenal musical success is that needs to stage a comeback because they’re out of money? Well, unless you’re a complete tool you don’t have to guess because it says it right there in the title of this entry, genius.
Yes, New Kids on the Block are rumoured to be coming back. That’s right; your favourite five heartthrobs – Jordan, Joey, Jonathon, Donnie and Donny – will be back in the flesh!
Although, it’ll probably be more wrinkly, slightly saggy, muscle-tone free flesh this time around.
