If you're like us, then you\’ll probably be unsure of what programmes ITV broadcast. Everyone knows that in the morning, you can watch Jeremy Kyle shouting at some backwards looking people. At lunchtime, you can see car crash TV with Loose Women who have failed to change anyone?s perceptions about anything. Ever.

Occasionally, shows like X-Factor and Britain?s Got Talent come along and seemingly last forever, but, apart from that, there's nothing apart from the news and period dramas. That's TV from the olden times, not about ladies and their front bottoms you sicko.

In a world full of depressing issues such as increasing taxes, shootings and murders, you'd hope someone would take us in to a world of escapism where we can drift away and pretend we're princesses. Alas, this probably won't happen until we get to make television. ITV are proudly going to recreate the time when Fred & Rose West were brought to justice.