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JK Rowling To Write A New Book; Polishes Off Diamond Typewriter

February 24th, 2012 By Robin Darke

One of the most famous authors of all time, JK Rowling, is set to dust off her fingers one more time to write a new book. Not just any book but a book for adults. It's suddenly become acceptable to read JK Rowling on the tube. Huzzah.

The writer, estimated to be worth the same as three African countries and a large portion of Australia, decided to shake what her mother gave her and pop out another book before blasting out another bambino.

Although nothing massive has been confirmed by Rowling?s literary agent, The Blair Partnership, Rowling herself decided to spill the beans to the entire World by releasing a statement.

Steve Coogan Looks Like Oscar Wilde In Leveson Hacking Inquiry

November 22nd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Like all skiving media berks, we’ve been watching the Leveson inquiry all afternoon while simultaneously wondering whether it was ‘inquiry’ or ‘enquiry’ because we can never remember.

What’s this inquiry? Well, it’s about phone hacking and actual celebrity Steve Coogan was the star of this afternoon’s session.

In the session, he revealed some of the tactics used by news rooms to get stories on him, which of course, shocked us to our core until we remembered that we in turn, steal the stories of the tabloids and republish them here with crass jokes crowbarred in.

Interview With Alan Partridge About His New Book ‘I, Alan’

September 8th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Shut up you. We’re allowed to actually like stuff every so often. It’s not all hate, hate, HATE on hecklerspray. Granted, it really is mostly hating stuff, but how could anyone not love Alan Partridge?

The man’s a bloody mess.

And now, Sir Partridge of Norfolk is promoting his new book with an interview (which you can see over the jump) which is also going to be narrated by the great man for a talking book edition. That really is the greatest news ever.

Jane Fonda Proves That Left Wingers Are Just As Mental As Those On The Right

July 18th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

People on the far left of the political swingometer of shit, have this insane belief that they are on the side of The Truth. Those on the far right are aware that they have unpopular views, but are still just as mental.

Both are unified by a need to lash out at an imagined enemy, kicking the shadows and swearing at the air. Republicans think that foreigners are not to be trusted, and Democrats think that this is just racist talk.

On the left, we find Barbarella. Or, if you prefer, Jane Fonda. She’s had her appearance on QVC pulled (things are tough, right?) where she was to promote her new book on ageing, and she’s wagging her finger at ‘extremist groups’. Familiar language, eh?

Paris Hilton Is The World’s Thinnest Racist According To Somebody Or Other

March 25th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Paris Hilton doesn’t really have any noticeable talent but, like the best punks, she’s a very enthusiastic amateur in everything she does. People chuck opportunities her way and, like anyone, she’s says “sure, why not?”

She’s constantly indulging in the celebrity equivalent of overtime.? Some of you expect her to say “Um, no thanks… who ever fancied having a stab at pop stardom?” Dithering quarterwits.

And so, she’s tried acting, singing, failing to recognise the difference between gum and wraps of cocaine… she’s tried her hand at presenting, writing, fashion designing, claiming innocence over a probably intentional leak of a sex tape and, now, the latest string to her bow is racism. Or so someone claims who isn’t us, just in case a bunch of lawyers are looking on.

Golly Gosh! A Lost Enid Blyton Book Has Been Discovered

February 24th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

We might have confused some of you hip modern readers with the above headline. What the gubbins is this book thing we're talking about? You may have heard about one of these strange objects but aren't these strange creations just items that appear in museums and old fashioned buildings known as libraries?

These days, traditional print media is being replaced by glass and electronics courtesy of iPads and Kindles. All this basically means, is that, if posh people get in to fights, they can glass someone with an educational device.

However, in the olden days, Enid Blyton wrote things that ended up on ‘paper’. And she was rather successful. She was one of the most famous children?s storytellers who ever lived and she's estimated to have sold around 500 million books around the world. A new work entitled Mr Tumpy’s Caravan might provide a moment of nostalgia for those who read her works when growing up.