Look, it’s been a rubbish week. Nobody’s got any money and we’ll all be dead by the summer.
But help is at hand. Because now, in today’s Eurovision rundown, we have a treat for you. Something that will blow the gloomy old cobwebs away from your life and give you the best start to the day you have ever head. We’re not exaggerating. Today we bring you the absolute worst Eurovision entry in the entire history of the competition. Excited?
Good. Here it is, then – the 2009 Eurovision entry from the Netherlands, by The Toppers…


