Several years ago hecklerspray was gifted a beautiful video camera from a nice Japanese tourist that was afraid to chase us into a hazardous construction zone.
It was a nice camera too. It had an on and off button, a lens cap attached by a string, and as of 15 minutes after we got it – cement dried and smeared down the side. That was from the construction zone.
Our first project with the new toy was to film a typical day in the life of our grandmother. She cooked eggs, sewed a blanket, bathed with a wash cloth using stagnant water from the kitchen sink, and choked a neighbour with a hammock while accusing them of newspaper-theft.
She took to that camera pretty well. Nanners was photogenic too – and she more than convinced us the media had her all wrong. Yup – she’s a real Denise Richards. Don’t tell Richards’ neighbours that, though. If they find out there’s another one their heads might explode.
They’re quite sick of her you know.
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