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	<title>Hecklerspray &#187; negotiator</title>
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		<title>SLACKERJACK â€“ Negotiator</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Sorrenti</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hero]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[negotiator]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SLACKERJACK]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/negotiator.gif"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-14612" title="negotiator" src="http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/negotiator.gif" alt="" width="149" height="123" /></a><strong>We all want to be a hero, donâ€™t we? We all want to save someoneâ€™s life and have our story in the news. â€˜Hero Saves Manâ€™ reads the headline. Next thing you know the mayorâ€™s given you the key to the city and Michael Bay wants to make a biopic about you entitled â€˜The loser who did something worthwhileâ€™.</strong></p>
<p>Trouble is that this anodyne, office-based existence that we live in doesnâ€™t give us much chance to be a hero. Once upon a time, when mankind roamed the jungles, we could have thrown ourselves into the lionâ€™s path as it attacked our&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/negotiator.gif"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-14612" title="negotiator" src="http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/negotiator.gif" alt="" width="149" height="123" /></a><strong>We all want to be a hero, donâ€™t we? We all want to save someoneâ€™s life and have our story in the news. â€˜Hero Saves Manâ€™ reads the headline. Next thing you know the mayorâ€™s given you the key to the city and Michael Bay wants to make a biopic about you entitled â€˜The loser who did something worthwhileâ€™.</strong></p>
<p>Trouble is that this anodyne, office-based existence that we live in doesnâ€™t give us much chance to be a hero. Once upon a time, when mankind roamed the jungles, we could have thrown ourselves into the lionâ€™s path as it attacked our hunting companion from the rear, and our little tribal village would have put on a hell of a feast in our name.</p>
<p>Nowadays the most heroic thing most people do is offer someone a lift home after work. â€˜Youâ€™re a life-saver!â€™ they tritely say, as they exit the car door, not even buying you a burger for the effort. And so in these dull, un-heroic times we turn to video games in a desperate attempt to fill the void.</p>
<p>In Negotiator, you play the part of a negotiator, who negotiates with a man (with a life probably quite similar to yours) who is standing on the edge of a roof-top, ready to end it all. Will you say the right thing and save his life, or will you be the final push? To be honest, either outcome is quite satisfying.</p>
<p><a href=" http://www.bubblebox.com/play/adventure/1037.htm">Play Negotiator</a></p>
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