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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty on August 13, 2010 0 Comments

This week’s good stuff and bad.

Folded:

Creased:

  • Olly Murs has released a bland single (and the video is just as insipid: rented country house, looted modelling agency, trip to Topman, lots and lots of soft lighting)
  • Anthea Turner as Madonna (still with the same hair though. Can’t mess with Anthea’s lovely feather hair)
  • Bar staff who cannot make cocktails (not paying eight quid to watch you tip Tabasco into a Vodka Martini, love)
  • Kids TV these days (no Press Gang, no Byker Grove – it’s all crap)
  • Ne-Yo’s at No.1 (and he’s wearing trainers with his suit. So 2006, darling. And stop tilting your trilby, you’re not Michael Jackson - thankfully)

Rihanna & Chris Brown: Relax World, Ne-Yo’s On It

by Stuart Heritage on February 24, 2009 7 Comments

Now that they’re bridging My Super Sweet 16 and Nil By Mouth, Rihanna and Chris Brown can’t be having much fun.

But it’s OK – Ne-Yo‘s fixing it. Ne-Yo has decided that the photo of Rihanna’s smashed face and Chris Brown’s arrest and subsequent apology don’t tell the whole story, so he’s decided to act as an R&B intermediary between the pair of them.

Ne-Yo’s plan is already in effect – he’s spoken to Rihanna and apparently she’s ‘fine’ – and next he’ll talk to Chris Brown. He may even use the word ‘Bruh’ if things get heavy. Don’t mess with Ne-Yo.

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Ne-Yo Wins A Bunch Of Cash For Being Better Than R Kelly

by Stuart Heritage on September 3, 2008 0 Comments

Ne-Yo – the only R&B singer on Earth to name himself after the Doppler effect – is a pretty popular chap, but now that’s been legally confirmed.

Last year Ne-Yo was on tour supporting R Kelly, but he got the sack after two shows because he says the crowds preferred him and R Kelly got the hump. A quick court case later, and Ne-Yo seems to have had his argument upheld – he’s just been awarded $700,000 from the tour’s promoter for sacking him so quickly.

So congratulations Ne-Yo – you’re now sort of officially more popular than a man who until recently was thought to have starred in a piss-sex video with a child. That’s just a level of popularity we can only ever dream of reaching. Tell us Ne-Yo, how does that feel?

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