Articles tagged with: nazi
Quit Cocaine The Helen Mirren Way – With A Dead Nazi
Helen Mirren is perhaps the only 63-year-old Oscar-winning Dame Commander Of The British Empire who still looks halfway decent in a bikini. But even someone as distinguished as Helen Mirren still has her problems - like all that cocaine she used to take, for example. That's all in the past, though, because Helen Mirren has revealed exactly how she managed to quit her drug habit - it's all thanks to notorious dead Nazi war criminal Klaus Barbie. There's a reality show in this somewhere, we know it.
Tom Cruise in $250 Million “is he a Scientology-Mafia Right Hand Man?” Case
Well, file this one under 'how the hell did we miss that, even though it broke about a day ago?!' See, you traipse the internet, you look through all of your sources, talk to people and even read things and yet - we still miss things sometimes. Big things. Things that were basically stories handcrafted for the hallowed pages of hecklerspray. Things that involve both Tom Cruise and Scientology. Things that involve Tom Cruise, Scientology and the fact that both the person and the religion are being sued by an ex-follower. How the hell did we miss this?
Tom Cruise Likened To Mentalist, Doctor Likened To Nazi, Scientology Unsurprisingly Involved
A doctor, Playboy and Nazis. With just three clues we want you, our intrepid readers, to guess what this story could possibly be about. Though that does mean ignoring the picture next to this text. And the headline. Hmm... That's right, it's Tom Cruise News! Was there ever any doubt? Yes, it would seem we live in a world where it makes more than enough sense for a comment in Playboy magazine by a TV doctor to result in said doctor being likened to a Nazi, on behalf of the Cruiser's legal representation. We at hecklerspray are confused and annoyed by this world, but we soldier on.
