Naomi Campbell isn't just a supermodel, she's also a role-model - and legions of young women will rush to do exactly what she does.

Which means that millions of girls will now be frantically trying to grow a cyst in their stomachs so they can fly to Brazil and have it chopped out of them just like their hero Naomi Campbell.

Nobody knows why Naomi Campbell flew all the way to Brazil just to get a cyst removed, but it was highly important that she did get it removed - after all, she's a supermodel and that tiny sac of fluid had probably tripled her bodyweight, the fat cow.