Dancing With The Stars, Now Starring Less Dancing Stars If you were looking forward to the new season of Dancing With The Stars because of Jewel, we have bad news. You're a disgrace to humanity. Really, Jewel? You like Jewel? What do you like about her, her rubbish poetry or the fact that she's named after a shiny pebble? Honestly, people like you make us sick. Why don't you grow up, yeah? Grow up and stop liking rubbish singers with stupid one-word names, yeah? You moron. Oh, and also Jewel has pulled out of Dancing With The Stars because of injury. That was probably our original point, in retrospect.