Articles tagged with: Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa
OK Lisa Bonet, You Win The Stupidest Baby Name Contest
Shiloh Nouvel, Bluebell Madonna, Bronx Mowgli, Dolly Rebecca Rose - you are now, and will always be, failures. Why? Because there's a very good chance you'll be able to spell or pronounce your names by the time you're 35. That's not a luxury afforded to the brand-new child of former Cosby Show star Lisa Bonet, though, because Lisa Bonet has decided to give her baby son the worst name of any human being ever. Ready? Lisa Bonet has called her son Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. Again, that's Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. We believe it's Native American for That Kid Who Everyone Beats Up.
Shiloh Nouvel, Bluebell Madonna, Bronx Mowgli, Dolly Rebecca Rose - you are now, and will always be, failures. Why? Because there's a very good chance you'll be able to spell or pronounce your names by the time you're 35. That's not a luxury afforded to the brand-new child of former Cosby Show star Lisa Bonet, though, because Lisa Bonet has decided to give her baby son the worst name of any human being ever. Ready? Lisa Bonet has called her son Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. Again, that's Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. We believe it's Native American for That Kid Who Everyone Beats Up.
