The leaked naked Rihanna photos, then. Someone must have leaked them. But who? What’s that? Chris Brown did? Oh, alright then.
Hang on a minute. Chris Brown didn’t leak the naked Rihanna photos? Who said that? Chris Brown said that? Oh, then it must be true. Anyway, despite rumours Chris Brown has denied leaking the naked pictures of Rihanna onto the internet. And you know what? We believe him.
Chris Brown can’t have leaked the Rihanna photos because the only thing he leaks is evil. And saliva out of his mouth because of his impractically large teeth. But mainly evil.
