So, if you’re at all in to celebrity culture, then you’ve probably heard of the scandal that has hilariously been title “The Fappening”. Like the movie title it mocks (The Happening, in case you didn’t pick up on that), The Fappening is absolute bullshit. Basically some fucking loser who I assume looks like fat Jonah Hill, but with way worse skin and hair in weird places, has been spending months hacking female celebrity’s computers and releasing their private nudey pics.
The first round of pics released were of girls like Jennifer Lawrence, Kirsten Dunst, and Arianna Grande. This round of pics, however, seems incredibly stupid, as basically every celeb who got a private?pic leaked is someone you could already easily Google naked in the first place. Kim Kardashian? Rihanna? Vanessa Hudgens? Emily Ratajkowski? Kelli Garner? Bitch please. It’s like this loser isn’t even trying.
The leaked naked Rihanna photos, then. Someone must have leaked them. But who? What’s that? Chris Brown did? Oh, alright then.