Articles tagged with: Naked celebrities
Rupert Grint’s Genitals Bravely Cast In New Film
hecklerspray spent its formative years living on a nude-ranch. It had its pros and cons. On the plus side the people were nice, the weather was warm, and in our later teen years we could still ring doorbells even when our hands were full. On the down side, if you forgot to cover up while the shot-puttin' paper boy road past you risked getting very tiny cuts in very sensitive places. Oh the memories. While we're on the topic you should know it was in a nude-theatre that we first took in that Harry Potter film. We should probably recommend that place to Rupert Grint, him apparently being a recently converted nudist and all. Oh you read that right.
hecklerspray spent its formative years living on a nude-ranch. It had its pros and cons. On the plus side the people were nice, the weather was warm, and in our later teen years we could still ring doorbells even when our hands were full. On the down side, if you forgot to cover up while the shot-puttin' paper boy road past you risked getting very tiny cuts in very sensitive places. Oh the memories. While we're on the topic you should know it was in a nude-theatre that we first took in that Harry Potter film. We should probably recommend that place to Rupert Grint, him apparently being a recently converted nudist and all. Oh you read that right.
Jennifer Aniston Naked, Also For The Animals (A Bit)
Here's some celebrity maths: Jennifer Aniston + family movie about an adorable dog = naked Jennifer Aniston. It's obvious! Jennifer Aniston is promoting a film that's primarily aimed at children, so it's obvious she'd end up naked on the front of GQ magazine. Really, this is just like when Jodie Foster got her bum out to promote Nim's Island or when the entire cast of that Narnia film guest-edited that issue of Fat Filthy Knockers magazine. But, of course, Jennifer Aniston isn't just naked in GQ for her film - it's also to show everyone that she's happy. Happy! She's happy, OK? HAPPY!
Here's some celebrity maths: Jennifer Aniston + family movie about an adorable dog = naked Jennifer Aniston. It's obvious! Jennifer Aniston is promoting a film that's primarily aimed at children, so it's obvious she'd end up naked on the front of GQ magazine. Really, this is just like when Jodie Foster got her bum out to promote Nim's Island or when the entire cast of that Narnia film guest-edited that issue of Fat Filthy Knockers magazine. But, of course, Jennifer Aniston isn't just naked in GQ for her film - it's also to show everyone that she's happy. Happy! She's happy, OK? HAPPY!
Khloe Kardashian Gets Her Naked Bum Out For The Animals
Khloe Kardashian would rather go naked than wear fur, but it's important not to confuse Khloe Kardashian with her sister Kim. Because, while Khloe Kardashian would rather go naked than wear fur, Kim Kardashian would rather go naked, set up a video camera, roll around on a bed and boff a man whose tongue looks like it's being remotely-controlled by a man from The Henson Company than wear fur. But still, nice try. Meanwhile, some dogs have just started an 'I'd rather be bludgeoned to death for my fur inside an abandoned Chinese warehouse than see Khloe Kardashian's arse again' campaign. Unrelated, we're sure.
Khloe Kardashian would rather go naked than wear fur, but it's important not to confuse Khloe Kardashian with her sister Kim. Because, while Khloe Kardashian would rather go naked than wear fur, Kim Kardashian would rather go naked, set up a video camera, roll around on a bed and boff a man whose tongue looks like it's being remotely-controlled by a man from The Henson Company than wear fur. But still, nice try. Meanwhile, some dogs have just started an 'I'd rather be bludgeoned to death for my fur inside an abandoned Chinese warehouse than see Khloe Kardashian's arse again' campaign. Unrelated, we're sure.
Emma Watson Wants To Get Naked Really Jolly Soon
When Emma Watson made her first Harry Potter movie, she was just a helpless slip of a girl. But now? Now Emma Watson is a woman, with a woman's body. Yes, now she's all grown up, Emma Watson is proud woman in possession of a full set of boobs and, if we hear correctly, a properly-functioning bottom. And she'd like nothing more than to show you. Observing Daniel Radcliffe's critical acclaim after appearing nude in Equus, Emma Watson has decided that she'd quite like to get naked, too. But only if it's artistic and integral to the plot. Or slapdash and gratuitous. She's not really bothered.
When Emma Watson made her first Harry Potter movie, she was just a helpless slip of a girl. But now? Now Emma Watson is a woman, with a woman's body. Yes, now she's all grown up, Emma Watson is proud woman in possession of a full set of boobs and, if we hear correctly, a properly-functioning bottom. And she'd like nothing more than to show you. Observing Daniel Radcliffe's critical acclaim after appearing nude in Equus, Emma Watson has decided that she'd quite like to get naked, too. But only if it's artistic and integral to the plot. Or slapdash and gratuitous. She's not really bothered.
Naked Adrienne Bailon, Disney Cheetah Girl, All Over Everywhere
It's been forever since a young Disney star got naked on the internet, so Adrienne Bailon deserves a flipping medal or something. Don't know who Adrienne Bailon is? Don't worry - neither do we! Just know that there are naked Adrienne Bailon photos all over the internet, and there's supposedly a sex tape on the way too. Best of all, Adrienne Bailon is 25 years old, so you can look at her naked photos without being terrified that the police will find the images on your hard drive and get all Gary Glitter on you. We're sure this is hugely embarrassing time for Adrienne Bailon, and the poor girl's probably worried that these naked photos will spell the end of her career - but there's no reason for that to happen. Just look at Kim Kardashian - a similar thing happened to her and she managed to last three full weeks on Dancing With The Stars. That's the big time, Adrienne!
It's been forever since a young Disney star got naked on the internet, so Adrienne Bailon deserves a flipping medal or something. Don't know who Adrienne Bailon is? Don't worry - neither do we! Just know that there are naked Adrienne Bailon photos all over the internet, and there's supposedly a sex tape on the way too. Best of all, Adrienne Bailon is 25 years old, so you can look at her naked photos without being terrified that the police will find the images on your hard drive and get all Gary Glitter on you. We're sure this is hugely embarrassing time for Adrienne Bailon, and the poor girl's probably worried that these naked photos will spell the end of her career - but there's no reason for that to happen. Just look at Kim Kardashian - a similar thing happened to her and she managed to last three full weeks on Dancing With The Stars. That's the big time, Adrienne!
Kate Winslet’s Naked Body Totally Belongs To Kate Winslet, OK?
History dictates that, whenever Kate Winslet appears in public, she must always have her bum - or at least one of her norks - out. And since Kate Winslet has an interview in the new issue of Vanity Fair, it stands to reason that she should get as absolutely naked as flipping possible in every single accompanying picture. But here's the crazy thing - Kate Winslet's naked body actually looks fairly decent in the photos. And this is chubby old Kate Winslet we're talking about here - lumpy bumpy old chubby old Kate Winslet. So if her naked pictures looked good, it's only logical to assume that it was because they'd been mangled beyond all recognition with an airbrush. Just don't mention that around Kate Winslet, because there's a strong chance she'll punch your face off if she hears you.
History dictates that, whenever Kate Winslet appears in public, she must always have her bum - or at least one of her norks - out. And since Kate Winslet has an interview in the new issue of Vanity Fair, it stands to reason that she should get as absolutely naked as flipping possible in every single accompanying picture. But here's the crazy thing - Kate Winslet's naked body actually looks fairly decent in the photos. And this is chubby old Kate Winslet we're talking about here - lumpy bumpy old chubby old Kate Winslet. So if her naked pictures looked good, it's only logical to assume that it was because they'd been mangled beyond all recognition with an airbrush. Just don't mention that around Kate Winslet, because there's a strong chance she'll punch your face off if she hears you.
Britney Spears Naked In The Womanizer Video. For Once
Britney Spears is no stranger to being naked these days - she loves showing her skin so much these days that we even know what her scalp looks like. But forget all that, because here's the video for Britney Spears' new single Womanizer and - guess what - Britney's naked in it. What? Oh, for God's ...
Lindsay Lohan Says No To Nudity! For Once!
Fact: the whole world has seen Lindsay Lohan's clodge, flaff, wazoo, spaceballs, flimbox, fudge-glands and arse at one point or another. It's just what Lindsay Lohan does. It's part of the Lindsay Lohan holy trinity - rubbish films, substance abuse and epic, near-relentless nudity. We've got so used to seeing Lindsay Lohan naked over the last few years that we've become desensitised to it, just like we have with violence and women that we've somehow made cry. And that's why it's so surprising to hear that Lindsay Lohan has turned down an offer of $700,000 to get naked for Playboy. Silly Playboy - if you want to see Lindsay Lohan in the nude, you don't just ask her to get naked for you - you ask her to get naked for you because you'll let her wear a Marilyn Monroe wig if she does. That's just how it works.
Fact: the whole world has seen Lindsay Lohan's clodge, flaff, wazoo, spaceballs, flimbox, fudge-glands and arse at one point or another. It's just what Lindsay Lohan does. It's part of the Lindsay Lohan holy trinity - rubbish films, substance abuse and epic, near-relentless nudity. We've got so used to seeing Lindsay Lohan naked over the last few years that we've become desensitised to it, just like we have with violence and women that we've somehow made cry. And that's why it's so surprising to hear that Lindsay Lohan has turned down an offer of $700,000 to get naked for Playboy. Silly Playboy - if you want to see Lindsay Lohan in the nude, you don't just ask her to get naked for you - you ask her to get naked for you because you'll let her wear a Marilyn Monroe wig if she does. That's just how it works.
