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Place Your Bids: Octomom Nadya Suleman Sells Her Birth Tape

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Weirdos, were you upset when you discovered that Nadya Suleman wouldn’t star in that multiperson porn film?

You were? Well hope is here! Because what’s better than watching a video of a sweaty red-faced woman who looks a bit like Angelina Jolie shoving eight normal men up her at once? That’s right, a video of a sweaty red-faced woman who looks a bit like Angelina Jolie having eight screaming blood-covered midgets yanked out of her hacked-open stomach!

Which is to say that Octomom Nadya Suleman is considering selling her birth tape to the highest bidder. Mmm, someone pass the Kleenex.

Sorry Perverts, No Octomom Nadya Suleman Porn For You

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

At first it sounded like the best idea ever – Octomom Nadya Suleman being filmed shagging eight men at once.

Wait, did we say best? We meant most eye-clawingly gruesome. Honestly, watching a single mother get gangbanged by eight blokes just so she can feed her family would have to be at the bottom of everyone’s must-see porn list, right after 2 Girls 1 Cup and anything starring Jodie Marsh.

However, Nadya Suleman has reportedly turned down the $1 million porn contract she was offered, which means we’ll never get to see the thing we never wanted to see. It’s weirdly disappointing, isn’t it?

Octomom Nadya Suleman Asked To Do A Big Load Of Porn

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

If you’re a fan of very very very very very VERY very specialist niche pornography, then you’d do well to read on.

But only if you’re sure. We haven’t really been following the story of Octomom Nadya Suleman very closely – because, oh, whoopy-doo, a woman gave birth to an octopus, big deal – but that changes right this instant, because Vivid Entertainment has offered Nadya Suleman $1 million to star in a porn film.

Which is obviously disgusting – but, on the other hand, if the co-star was that pregnant bloke from last year, we’re in. We never really liked our libido anyway.