We know what you’re thinking – all this talk of Nadya Suleman has made you hungry for Octomon-branded cornflakes.

Incidentally, they’re just like normal cornflakes. Except, you know, they look a bit like Angelina Jolie, they cost millions of dollars in taxpayer’s money and you could comfortably drive a tractor up their vaginas without even making them flinch.

But that’s not the point – the point is that Nadya Suleman knows that she’s hot property, which is why she’s currently trying to trademark the Octomom brand. Sorry other opportunistic mothers of eight babies – it’s either Eightomom, Huitmere, Babybabybabybabybabybabybabybabymom or Heptamom +1 for you.