Weirdos, were you upset when you discovered that Nadya Suleman wouldn’t star in that multiperson porn film?
You were? Well hope is here! Because what’s better than watching a video of a sweaty red-faced woman who looks a bit like Angelina Jolie shoving eight normal men up her at once? That’s right, a video of a sweaty red-faced woman who looks a bit like Angelina Jolie having eight screaming blood-covered midgets yanked out of her hacked-open stomach!
Which is to say that Octomom Nadya Suleman is considering selling her birth tape to the highest bidder. Mmm, someone pass the Kleenex.
