Remember Nadya Suleman, the would-be pornstar and chronic Angelina Jolie fetishist who’s all over the news?

It turns out she’s had some babies. That’s pretty shoddy timing if you ask us. How on Earth is Nadya Suleman going to juggle motherhood with her very obvious quest of being on all the television shows, magazines, newspapers and websites in the world simultaneously forever? It’s a letdown.

And, worse still, some of the children that Nadya Suleman had now live with her. You might not think that’s news, by the way, but helicopters were filming it so technically it is. So there.