Articles tagged with: mysterious
R Kelly Kiddy Porn Trial: Secret Mystery Defence Witness Alert!
It takes a lot to upstage a video of a 13-year-old girl urinating for a grown man, but the R Kelly child pornography trial may have hit the jackpot. Because yesterday at the R Kelly child pornography trial... not much happened. Not much happened because the judge halted the trial for a day. And the judge halted the trial because a brand new ultra-mysterious secret witness for the defence has just descended onto the scene. According to R Kelly's defence, nobody knew this witness even existed until 9am yesterday morning when it received a phone call. It's exciting, dramatic stuff and not even the judge knows what's going on. We can't wait! We want to be profoundly disappointed by the inevitable anticlimax now!
It takes a lot to upstage a video of a 13-year-old girl urinating for a grown man, but the R Kelly child pornography trial may have hit the jackpot. Because yesterday at the R Kelly child pornography trial... not much happened. Not much happened because the judge halted the trial for a day. And the judge halted the trial because a brand new ultra-mysterious secret witness for the defence has just descended onto the scene. According to R Kelly's defence, nobody knew this witness even existed until 9am yesterday morning when it received a phone call. It's exciting, dramatic stuff and not even the judge knows what's going on. We can't wait! We want to be profoundly disappointed by the inevitable anticlimax now!
