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MySpace Trawl – Mike D Chill

by Matthew Laidlow

This is so ghetto that the fierce rhymes and raw beats have physically hurt our stomachs. Mike D Chill wants our pussy every day and every night, he wants it because it’s so damn tight. Well Mr Mike D Chill, the joke is on you. We don’t have female genitalia. The only penetrable organ we [...]

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MySpace Trawl – Nic Dawson Kelly

by Matthew Laidlow

One of the best things about writing these features is that we can mess around for the first couple of paragraphs by telling really rubbish jokes. You know, we’ll harp on for a while about something that is vaguely connected about the object/thing/person we’re talking about and then swing everything back round. We’re clever like [...]

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MySpace Trawl – The Longcut

by Matthew Laidlow

This week, popstars seem to have taken a lot of flack. On X Factor, Dannii Minogue tried to make a joke about one of the contestant’s sexuality. This epically failed, and now readers of The Daily Mail are flapping around and spilling cups of tea everywhere. Stephen Gately passed away naturally in his early thirties [...]

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MySpace Trawl – Hudson Mohawke

by Matthew Laidlow

Slick sounding hippity hop beats and soulful R&B doesn’t normally come out of the UK. When it does, it normally has a raw edge carved into the production. And an annoying moron chanting “Brixton/Leicester Square crew” over the top. Hudson Mohawke makes instrumental music that sounds like the above, but it doesn’t quite sound like [...]

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MySpace Trawl: Buffalo Killers

by hecklerspray staff

Like rock, of a vintage kind, with balls out and great beer guts sticking out from faded tees, gathering up the crumbs dropped from big ol’ beards? Then you need a word with Cincinnati’s Buffalo Killers, who have peddling vintage groove laden rockin’ fuzz psych spectacular under the radar for some years. They’ve been gaining [...]

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MySpace Trawl: Mazes

by hecklerspray staff

Sometimes there isn’t music ugly enough to tell you how you feel. Of course, by ugly, that doesn’t mean a withered hand chopping out power chords with someone singing who makes Thom Yorke look like Mr Universe. No, we’re talking about No Fi. Absolutely zero in terms of fidelity means checking out the skuzz-pop of [...]

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MySpace Trawl: The Maladies of Bellafontaine

by hecklerspray staff

Folk music was once the language of impoverished people singing about their first born getting hung by poshos and the cries of a people in chains, repressed by other poshos. Then, at some point in history, folk music stopped being a language, but rather, something powered by its sense of own self worth. Riffs recycled, [...]

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MySpace Trawl – Clark

by Matthew Laidlow

After doing this feature for a shedload of years, we hope we’ve vaguely introduced you to something new and exciting. Indie children may learn that every word doesn’t need to rhyme for something to be classed as a song. On the flipside, some creative types even go as far as using vegetables to make banging [...]

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MySpace Trawl – Flamboyant Bella

by Matthew Laidlow

“OMG what did you get? I only got 17 A* grades.” Across, the country, that is what various school children will utter as they rip open their GCSE envelope. Will they count for anything? Not really, in two year’s time they’ll be told that their A-Level exams are so simple that a dyslexic goat with [...]

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Hey Look! It’s A Candle Thieves Music Video

by Matthew Laidlow

Remember the other week when we brought you the wonderful music of The Candle Thieves via our MySpace Trawl feature? Of course you ruddy do! It appears the band have been able to use all sorts of pretty colours and sellotape them together to create a video for The Sunshine Song. Don’t go thinking its [...]

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