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Myspace Trawl – Kunt And The Gang

by Matthew Laidlow

As we probably used to mention ages ago when this feature was just a small child struggling to find its feet, we like to cover all sorts of music. Most of the time it will be quite accessible, but then we may crank it up a notch to leave you with a horrible taste in [...]

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Brooke Hogan Tries to Think Again: Fails.

by Ian Dransfield

Being a member of the Hogan family would be great, if it weren’t for the fact that right now it would be rubbish. The bright orange dad made of leather, Hulk Hogan, is in some trouble for trying to hide money from his mad wife, Linda Hogan, who’s going out with someone about three decades [...]

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Ali Lohan’s Breasts Subject of Unsettling Media Attention, Lindsay Not Impressed

by Ian Dransfield

Another day, another pile of near-paedophillic crap comes spewing our way – it’s Ali Lohan’s turn again today. There seems to be an endless stream of reports flowing out in recent months, all concerning subjects that are – not that we place ourselves as moral crusaders, but – inappropriate for the young girls they are [...]

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Paris Hilton Poked Chris DeWolfe… No, Wait – That’s Facebook

by Ian Dransfield

Does Paris Hilton even have a MySpace account? Surely she’s one of those types that gets their profile banned for being far, far too whorish for the young audience of the site? It would appear Paris has special dispensation, however, as she is reportedly ‘dating’ – or whatever the kids call it these days – [...]

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Kenn Dodd and Our Mates Medusa Get High Together

by Matthew Laidlow

Unless you need a slap, you’ll be firmly aware that Medusa “dick on the Towers of London.” Ever since we found this bunch of rock ‘n’ rollers hiding in the shadowy corners of Myspace on one of our trawls, we have been firm fans. Nowadays it appears that you can get a one way ticket [...]

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Miley Cyrus in Appearing Nearly Nude Non-Shocker. Again.

by Ian Dransfield

No. Just no. There’s a line, it was already crossed and now it’s being urinated on from the other side. This has to stop. Right now. One more time, for the road, Miley Cyrus has got half naked, someone has taken photos and one more time, for the road, they have been uploaded on to [...]

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Myspace Trawl- Khonnor

by Matthew Laidlow

It’s crap getting older; you can’t do much, going to the toilet seems to get harder and, worst of all, little kids abuse you in the street.

Well they do if you don’t meet their demands of fetching them super strength cider and the occasional packet of Benson & Hedges. Talking of our cherished youngsters, we are apparently meant to respect them because they’re the future of tomorrow.

Granted, that statement is true to an extent – you won’t see a pensioner dishing out chips in a café or cleaning pigeon shit off the roads. Those jobs are for kids with their energy and eagerness. However, it’s not always great to praise everything the younger generation do. Especially when they’re ridiculously better at it then you. Khonnor is only 18-20 but he’s already crafted albums and EPs of electronic beauty. The rascal.

It’s crap getting older; you can’t do much, going to the toilet seems to get harder and, worst of all, little kids abuse you in the street. Well they do if you don’t meet their demands of fetching them super strength cider and the occasional packet of Benson & Hedges. Talking of our cherished youngsters, we are apparently meant to respect them because they're the future of tomorrow. Granted, that statement is true to an extent - you won’t see a pensioner dishing out chips in a café or cleaning pigeon shit off the roads. Those jobs are for kids with their energy and eagerness. However, it’s not always great to praise everything the younger generation do. Especially when they're ridiculously better at it then you. Khonnor is only 18-20 but he's already crafted albums and EPs of electronic beauty. The rascal.
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Lee Ryan Out The Running For Father Of The Year

by Matthew Laidlow

For ages, hecklerspray believed that the most intimate act a married couple could engage in was the exchange of saliva when ramming their tongues down each others throats. However, we were proven wrong when we were told that a couple can prove their love for each other by ‘creating a baby’. This literally knocked us [...]

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MySpace Trawl – Vienna Vegetable Orchestra

by Matthew Laidlow

OK, don’t sue us under the trade description act. We can’t find a MySpace for this band. However, they are so good that we have to give you their website address. This lot make music out of vegetables! Bloody vegetables!

Made up of eleven people and a couple of visual artists and sound engineers, the Vienna Vegetable Orchestra have been wowing people around the world for over a decade with one of the stranger ways of creating sounds.

We always thought vegetables were there for being eaten or for a desperate housewife to relieve herself with. We’ll never look at a lettuce, pumpkin or onion again without wanting to make a funky number out of it.

[More...] If that’s not good enough, for the encore of a gig, the band smash up their instruments and make soup out of it for everyone! Fuck rock n roll with all your boozy antics. Vegetable rock should be the way forward for everyone!

Honestly, the Vienna Vegetable Orchestra is the best thing to come out of Austria since Arnold Schwarzenegger – and even that is clutching at straws.

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Vienna Vegetable Orchestra

OK, don’t sue us under the trade description act. We can’t find a MySpace for this band. However, they are so good that we have to give you their website address. This lot make music out of vegetables! Bloody vegetables! Made up of eleven people and a couple of visual artists and sound engineers, the Vienna Vegetable Orchestra have been wowing people around the world for over a decade with one of the stranger ways of creating sounds. We always thought vegetables were there for being eaten or for a desperate housewife to relieve herself with. We’ll never look at a lettuce, pumpkin or onion again without wanting to make a funky number out of it. [More...] If that’s not good enough, for the encore of a gig, the band smash up their instruments and make soup out of it for everyone! Fuck rock n roll with all your boozy antics. Vegetable rock should be the way forward for everyone! Honestly, the Vienna Vegetable Orchestra is the best thing to come out of Austria since Arnold Schwarzenegger – and even that is clutching at straws. For more audio sound bites to prove we aren’t taking the piss, visit: Vienna Vegetable Orchestra
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Myspace Trawl – Dananananaykroyd

by Matthew Laidlow

One day, our constant stereotype abuse will probably land us with either a smack in the chops or a lawsuit. If anything, we’d prefer the latter, not because it’ll make us look big, hard and more attractive to socialites but due to the fact we have bugger all to our name. If a Hollywood superstar [...]

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