In the past, when people have said that Britney Spears is back, it was always a little bit meek and halfhearted.
But now Britney Spears is BACK! Because, fair enough, some people might think Britney Spears is a best-selling pop megastar, and the release of her recent album does reflect a kind of resurrection in that respect.
The rest of us, though, know Britney Spears as the woman with a startling obsession with her own vagina. And on Sunday in Tampa, Britney Spears ended a concert by shrieking “My pussy is hanging out!” It’s wonderful to have you back, Britney.
