So science dictates that women are better at multitasking but men are better at videogames. This here is a videogame called Multitasking. We expect all of you to do miserably.

Multitasking is just absurdly hard. In it, the screen is divided into four. At any time, you’ll be playing two games separately but simultaneously. The games would be childishly simplistic if you played them one at at a time – they involve dodging spikes, dodging fireballs and the like – but together they become so difficult we almost burst into tears playing them. And that’s saying something, because we fared so badly at Multitasking that we died after about four seconds. You can probably do better than this.