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Teyana Taylor is my new Queen

September 2nd, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Some of you may remember from my blog earlier in the week, or just from the media storm since, that Kanye West premiered his new video ‘Fade’ at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday. The video starred Teyana Taylor who has basically become an internet sensation since then for her insane dance moves/crazy fit body/ability to turn into a cat person after sex.

The video alone was enough to make me say: Damn, that girl is FIRE, however, after researching her more (like so many of us have since Sunday), I’ve come to discover that Teyana Taylor deserves to be the world’s newest Queen for so many reasons!

WTF was with Ansel Elgort at the VMAs?

August 31st, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Here’s the thing: I know very little about Ansel Elgort. I know he was in that weepy teen drama ‘The Fault in our Stars’ because my sister and cousin are both pretty into John Greene’s books. Upon further investigation I learned he’s 22-years-old and also starred in those allegedly terrible ‘Divergent’ movies and the ‘Carrie’ remake, so I guess he’s some sort of teen star?

You might be wondering: Krysta, if you’ve never actually seen an Ansel Elgort movie and know nothing about him, why the sudden interest and research? The answer is simple: when some random kid shows up to the MTV VMAs in 2016 dressed like a member of My Chemical Romance circa 2003, I can’t help but wonder: who IS this douche bag?

Tonight’s MTV VMAs Could Be Huge

August 28th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, as you might have been able to tell from my recent posts, I’m kind of jazzed about tonight’s MTV Video Music Awards. This is not a common thing. From the years 1995 – 2004, I was definitely always jazzed for them, but then I kind of got over it. In fact, the last time I was pumped for a VMAs was 2007 when Britney Spears gave her HORRIFIC ‘comeback’ performance.

I have not been excited for a VMAs until now. After 9 years of so-so shit, where the most interesting thing to happen on the VMAs stage was a drunk Kanye West snatching the mic from Taylor Swift, tonight’s VMAs has the potential to be legendary. Let me explain why.

10 Best MTV VMA Moments (So Far)

August 27th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

The MTV Video Music Awards are tomorrow, so I’ve been celebrating it by posting some sweet lists to relive its rich cultural history. Yesterday I looked at some of the best vma outfits, today I’m going to take a walk down memory lane and remind you all of some of my favorite vma moments.

So while Drake is busy taking out billboards to celebrate Rihanna’s Vanguard award at this year’s ceremony (what’s the deal with their relationship?! Will we ever get the truth??), I’m going to force some of my favorite MTV memories on you.

10 Best MTV VMA Outfits of All Time

August 26th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, the MTV Video Music Awards are coming up this Sunday, and I have been watching this shit for legit 20 years which makes me feel old af. In celebration of me watching my 20th MTV Video Music Awards ceremony, I decided to spend this weekend looking back on some fond memories of mine.

Today, I’m going to look back at 10 of my favorite outfits from the VMAs over the years. I mean, I say the best outfits of all time, but I obviously mean since like 1995. Yes, I realize the awards have been around since like ’84, but I wasn’t alive then and MTV didn’t exist to me til ’95 so, you know, deal with it.

3% of Twitter Traffic Is Entirely The Fault of Justin Bieber

September 8th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Dancing Pre-born, Justin Bieber, has fans that show similar fanaticism to that of insane speaking in tongues Christian types. They become overwhelmed at the very notion of their favourite miracle boy and are known hence forth as Beliebers. Or weirdo-stalkers. It’s really up to you.

Anyway, the internet itself begins to cry when all of Biebers oddball fans come rushing toward it, screaming and doing whatever the tween version of frigging is. Quite often, it just hides in a massive sleeping bag, hoping that the miniature wailing harridans just go away.

And this is shown in some arbitrary facts about Twitter. Never mind how many records he has sold or how many tickets he’s sold at lip-synced concerts… we all desperately need to know a percentage of some kind.