Rapping isn’t easy. Your average hip-hop track has an album’s worth of words, which across the whole of a hip-hop long player, is an astonishing amount of lyrics and themes to tackle. The best switch between styles, influenced by reggae toasters, jazz scats and some even invent their own envelope to push.
However, there’s a whole host of really rotten rappers out there who spit the prose in the most clunky, rhythmless manner. It’s pretty bad when you, a bona fide hip hop superstar, can be outrapped by The Anfield Rap.
No matter though! You would-be superstars of hip hop need not worry because we have a list of dreadful MCs to look at so you can learn from their mistakes. Avoid what they do, and you could be the next Tyler the Creator or Rakim!
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Mr. T is putting together his Ultimate Workout Tunes playlist and he wants to know what songs help you get your sweat on.
T fans in the UK have already submitted their favourites and need your vote to shortlist the top 15 songs for T’s playlist. Check out the Facebook page to register your vote. Do it suckas!
What’s more, we have our own prizes to give away. To be in with a chance of winning one of five cases of Snickers and a year’s membership to Spotify, just send an email with SNICKERS! in the subject line to hello[AT]hecklerspray.com, including your name, address, email and telephone number. Winners will be notified by phone/email. UK readers only.
Mr T is an official friend of hecklerspray, as anyone who’s seen the video of him saying the word ‘hecklerspray’ and then growling like an angry dog can attest.
But what’s Mr T doing with himself these days? Why he’s hanging out as bus stops and shouting abuse at inconsiderate youngsters. Of course he is. It seems like quite a short-sighted tactic, though. If we knew that antisocial bus stop behaviour would result in Mr T talking to us, we’d probably urinate all over the seats on purpose. That’s how much we love Mr T.
The Mr T video is after the jump…
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10 - What’s that? You want a gallery of amazing mythical vegetables? Fine, here you go – Welovevegetables
9 - Perhaps the greatest response to an R Kelly song you will ever read – Mychemicaltoilet
8 - Brooke Hogan‘s new album cover is the single worst thing any of you will ever see - Amygrindhouse
7 - Some Very Important Headwear News – Interestment
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10 - Fair warning: any woman we marry will be forced to wear this electronic bra – Dollymix
9 - The best Mr T merchandise you will ever see. EVER – Toplessrobot
8 - Christ, Peter Andre‘s a bellend. Also, here’s a story about him - PopSugar
7 - Oh, former presidents of America. You were all so very fat – Pointlessbanter.
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So here it is. They said it could never happen. It almost didn’t happen. But welcome to the brand new, all-singing, all dancing hecklerspray 2.0.
As you can see, the site’s been tweaked here and there – the navigation is a little easier, there’s a carouselly thing on the right hand side and things generally don’t look like they were thrown together by a cack-handed pensioner who’d never seen a computer before. Oh, and it’s whiter.
After the jump: more explanation and THE GREATEST CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENT VIDEO YOU WILL EVER SEE…
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As everyone now knows, Mr T is now a firm friend of hecklerspray, in that he spoke to one of us for five minutes a fortnight ago and then did something funny that we’ll show you soon.
You’re not famous enough to be friends with Mr T, but that doesn’t mean you can’t win some of his bling. As part of this big promotion of his, Snickers has decided to give away a bunch of Mr-T Snickers medallions to anyone who does the following…
1 - Go to this Facebook page and become a fan
2 - Write on the wall and mention that hecklerspray sent you.
3 - Get sent a medallion within six weeks.
Oh, and you have to be a UK resident over 13 years of age to enter. So sorry Mum.
As some of you may have heard, Mr T is in town, promoting either his new masculine manifesto or some delicious chocolate bars.
Who can really say which one is true with any certainty? Well, we can. Mr T is in the UK to promote Snickers. But that’s beside the point, because it meant that hecklerspray’s Keith Emmerson could hang out with the great man twice – first to have a Polaroid picture taken with Mr T before a man with arms literally the size of a dead cow shoved him away, and then two days later at a hotel where he actually got to ask Mr T some questions.
This footage is all that survives from the meeting…
