What’s Silly Old Mr T Up To Now?
Mr T is an official friend of hecklerspray, as anyone who's seen the video of him saying the word 'hecklerspray' and then growling like an angry dog can attest. But what's Mr T doing with himself these days? Why he's hanging out as bus stops and shouting abuse at inconsiderate youngsters. Of course he is. It seems like quite a short-sighted tactic, though. If we knew that antisocial bus stop behaviour would result in Mr T talking to us, we'd probably urinate all over the seats on purpose. That's how much we love Mr T.
The Mr T video is after the jump...
Welcome To Nu-Hecklerspray
So here it is. They said it could never happen. It almost didn’t happen. But welcome to the brand new, all-singing, all dancing hecklerspray 2.0. As you can see, the site’s been tweaked here and there - the navigation is a little easier, there’s a carouselly thing on the right hand side and things generally don’t look like they were thrown together by a cack-handed pensioner who’d never seen a computer before. Oh, and it’s whiter.
After the jump: more explanation and THE GREATEST CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENT VIDEO YOU WILL EVER SEE...
Why Not Win Some Mr T Bling?
As everyone now knows, Mr T is now a firm friend of hecklerspray, in that he spoke to one of us for five minutes a fortnight ago and then did something funny that we'll show you soon. You're not famous enough to be friends with Mr T, but that doesn't mean you can't win some of his bling. As part of ...
When Hecklerspray Met Mr T: The Video
As some of you may have heard, Mr T is in town, promoting either his new masculine manifesto or some delicious chocolate bars. Who can really say which one is true with any certainty? Well, we can. Mr T is in the UK to promote Snickers. But that's beside the point, because it meant that hecklerspray's ...
Bad Advertising: Mr T’s Geek Commercial
If we had the chance to meet Mr T, we’d literally collapse in excitement and piss ourselves until our bladder was dry. However, after watching his latest commercial, we’d really just want to know where it all went wrong.
We all know and love Mr T as B.A Baracus from The A-Team, where every week he’d literally go ape-shit on all the evil-doers and make sure they’d never trouble the orphanage, little Jimmy or your mum ever again. He’s such a hard bloke that we’d never dream of even challenging him to a game of paper, stones and scissors. Probably because he wouldn’t use any of those three tools. He’d just use the fourth weapon of pain to kick our arse.