Articles tagged with: Mowgli
Ashlee Simpson Gives Her Baby A Breathtakingly Gormless Name
Since she's been pregnant for roughly seven years now, Ashlee Simpson has had plenty of time to think up a really stupid baby name. But not even the biggest advocates of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's thundering lunk-headedness could have been prepared for the sheer life-ruining awfulness of the name that they've chosen for the son that Ashlee gave birth to yesterday. Ladies and gentlemen, may we introduce you to little Bronx Mowgli Wentz. But don't think that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz chose the name Bronx Mowgli Wentz on a whim - three weeks ago Pete Wentz told Ryan Seacrest that they wanted to meet the baby before they settled on a name. So presumably Bronx Mowgli looks like a cartoon gargoyle and he'll be raised by animals. We don't think we need to verbalise what we're all thinking, do you?
Since she's been pregnant for roughly seven years now, Ashlee Simpson has had plenty of time to think up a really stupid baby name. But not even the biggest advocates of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's thundering lunk-headedness could have been prepared for the sheer life-ruining awfulness of the name that they've chosen for the son that Ashlee gave birth to yesterday. Ladies and gentlemen, may we introduce you to little Bronx Mowgli Wentz. But don't think that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz chose the name Bronx Mowgli Wentz on a whim - three weeks ago Pete Wentz told Ryan Seacrest that they wanted to meet the baby before they settled on a name. So presumably Bronx Mowgli looks like a cartoon gargoyle and he'll be raised by animals. We don't think we need to verbalise what we're all thinking, do you?
