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Russell Crowe To Be A Vampire Hunter – Don’t Tell Nicholas Cage

by Robin Darke

It seems that Russell Crowe is soon to be a very busy boy if the rumours that he is set to become a fighter of the undead, a slayer of the night, and general wooden enthusiast are to be believed.

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Trailer Park: Ronseal, Rocks And Rat Tails

by Lauren Mullineaux

It’s that time of the week once more where you get texts from distant relatives and Facebook friends you decided it was acceptable to dole out your mobile number to.

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Naomi Watts To Play Princess Diana: Royalists And Ring 2 Fans Unite In Grief

by Sophie Hall

Right. Here’s the future. In the year 200andGoogleitbecausewedidnot, once all the disinfectant from Leona Lewis’ Olympic Opening Ceremony Performance has sterilized Britain, there is to be some exciting news. Naomi Watts is going to do exactly what Meryl Streep has just done here in 2012.

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Imagine, If You Will, Courteney Cox Getting Off With Someone

by Mof Gimmers

Remember David Arquette running off with a young cocktail waitress, leaving Courteney Cox all sinewy and single? It was horrible wasn’t it? Mainly because we had to think about David Arquette grunting over a young woman.

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Jennifer Aniston Is As Bored By Tedious Love Triangle Speculation As We Are

by hecklerspray staff

Iggy Pop impersonator Jennifer Aniston has gone on record to pooh-pooh the constant merry-go-round of slack-jawed speculation about her six-year-dead marriage to professional handsomeness salesman Brad Pitt, and her supposed feud with terrifying hose beast Angelina Jolie.

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Marvel’s The Avengers Trailer Looks Really, Really Stupid

by Mof Gimmers

One of the big talking points from the Super Bowl commercial break was… well… Clint Eastwood. Away from that though, there’s a little excitement surrounding the trailer for Marvel’s The Avengers movie.

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Mark ‘Terrible Bastard From TOWIE’ Wright To Ruin Cinema All By Himself

by Euan L Davidson

Do you hate everything yet? Do you wake up angry, in cold sweats thinking “this is all just terrible. We have one chance at a viable, enjoyable life and yet the culture we digest is diluted, spoon-fed nonsense with people who are inexplicably famous, we should be worth far more than this” and then carve “4REAL” into your arm?

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Harry Potter Can’t Handle His Drink Because He’s A Massive Wimp

by Mof Gimmers

Harry Potter star, Harry Potter (or, Daniel Radcliffe as his mum refers to him when she’s shouting abuse up the stairs) is a wimp of the highest order. Why? Because wickle Dan Dan can’t handle his ale. And he’s proud to admit it. Apparently, Radcliffe had a drink problem. The problem was that, every single [...]

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Trailer Park: Movie Previews And Rotten Popcorn

by Lauren Mullineaux

Films. Movies. Whatever you call them, they are still being released. They’re always being released. They’ll never stop being released. Surely, at some point, we’ll reach a time when we’ve got enough films. We only need so many, right? Anyway, until then, we’ve got to look at the newest flicks that are coming out. You [...]

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Trailer Park: A Look At The New Film Releases

by Lauren Mullineaux

Plot holes! Popcorn! If you hadn’t guessed, hecklerspray is venturing into the world of film criticism and, as awards season rolls around again with all the depressing monotony of Madonna trying her best to make a movie, we couldn’t have picked a better time to start. We’ve already seen The Golden Globes pass by like [...]

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